Spanked for being bossy?

I Know I have shared that as the oldest child I am VERY VERY BOSSY!

My Scotsman can only take so much before he is threatening my behind with dire consequences. Many times if we are at home he will just turn me upside down and happily spank away! Those smacks have a stinging quality that lasts for awhile!

I was testing his patience this weekend!
 
This past Friday evening we had some fun at my Christmas party. It was at a very trendy but multi- aged venue. So we didn't feel too much like the old codgers in the place.
We had a wonderful time. We even danced! I like Pink--so when they played Raise Your Glass...We were scooting out there. My Scotsman and I were the only couple brave enough, or old enough not to care!
We tore up the floor. We get a bit excited and energized, so we had fun!  One co-worker remarked, "You have so much energy!" Another stated that my Scotsman and I were great on the dance floor!

Even if they were bending the truth it was nice for them to say!

Fast forward to the end of the evening......
                 
After 3 strong Vodka drinks I think I was feeling a bit brave....

I started telling the man how to drive....I know....I know....It's a fault of mine!
I was tired and feisty and I wouldn't let it go!

His reply to my bossiness,

"Who's driving you or me?

I don't want to hear one more word ?

 Hear me?"

 At first I wouldn't answer..bad I know...but then I replied with, hmmm..."I think I will pretend I didn't hear you."

So of course he answered with.....

"Maybe you'll pretend not to hear my hand cracking down on your Arse!"

Even tho my guy is a gentle man......

Do you think I got my behind roasted this weekend?

The answer would be yes!

Standing, over the bed and over the knee....All at different times!

 I think we are both a bit calmer now!

Thanks for reading!

Minelle

Fun Meme!

·       Thanks for this fun Meme Erica, Ronnie, Sunny and Abby!

    What is my favorite kind of pie?  Pumpkin for sure, however I remember traditional mincemeat pie my Great Aunt used to make…what a delight that was.

·       Who’s my favorite band/singer? Gosh…too many to list. During the 70s….maybe the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Peter Frampton…80s….The Smiths, Echo and The Bunnyman, Tears for Fears, Human League, Peter Gabriel, Sting, Rod Stuart,….the 90s…..Shall I continue? Lol. I love groups like Pink Martini, The Cranberries, Pink,  old Rock…Elvis, Classical, Swing….Andrew Sisters, Musicals, Opera….sheesh everything I guess.

·       Favorite Fruit? I love tropical fruit the best.

·       Favorite Sport? Seriously?? If you knew me you would laugh. If you knew my Scotsman he would lament his wife’s lack of interest in sports. Just to be nice to hubby, I will say ‘Football’ or Soccer for us Yanks.

·       Favorite color?  No way will I answer that one! I am an artist. My mood and creative spirit determines my favorite at any one time!

·       Favorite accessories?  I always wear earrings….I have double piercings in both ears.

·       Do you collect anything?  Shot glasses lately. My daughter must think me a sophisticated drinker. Everywhere she travels she picks up a shot glass as MY souvenir. Prior to that it was probably Santa’s….and any quirky artsy thing I see at a second hand shop. Glass ware.... Junk or not.

·       Do you read?  ALL the time, every free moment of every day.

·       Are you sad about Michael Jackson’s death?  I think any death and a tragic death is sad.

·       Can you apply mascara with your mouth closed? Nope. And I wouldn’t. Mascara is the one item of make-up I am never without. I always felt my eyes were the one thing I wanted to emphasize.

·       Have you ever broken a bone…how many? Not that I can remember. Maybe my pinkie toe on the metal of a pull out couch! Middle of the night -crying infant with an ear infection….

·      Do you text people often? All the time. You know kids never answer the phone, but text them and…..miracle of miracles…you get a response!

·       Have you ever gone to a concert?  Yes….My first was Chicago.

·       Are you a runner? In my 20s and early 30s, I used to run three miles, five days a week. However I skipped when I used the stair master or treadmill etc.....

          Would you ever get a tattoo?  Nah too chicken…..

 

·       What is the song that describes your life most? To answer this I need to look up the lyrics……

·       Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes. However, when I met my Scotsman I realized the difference in-- love… and loving, vs sharing a love of one another!

·       What do you wish to accomplish before you die?My family to always be healthy and happy.  I would also love to do something more with my artwork. I dream of making that a daily endeavor.

·       Are you afraid of death?  Not sure about that answer. I know both my Scotsman and I will be okay, I worry about my kids. So-- to answer that question I want them to be settled more when I die.

·       Are you having a good year?  Some parts are fantastic, some are very sad, others are very stress filled. I hope to focus on the fantastic, but some days…..

·       Do you forget things easily?  It depends. Ask my kids and I am very forgetful….oh wait--- also ask my kids and I have too good a memory. Ask my Scotsman and my memory is PERFECT!

·       Are you overly truthful?  When stating my imperfections. Actually honesty is very important to me. Although I try and be honest without compromising someone’s feelings!

·       Do you like the heat? I much prefer a season that is cool or cold!  In the middle of the night I may have a ‘furnace-like’ feeling, so heat is NOT my friend!

·       Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes, a few.

Thanks, 
Minelle