Promise me
---- LAUGH TO YOURSELF!
Gah…and….
Ahh…. forget it, after I out myself you will all go to town ROTFLYBO!
Let me preface
this post by saying…. I actually believe I am a capable intelligent woman.
I do! I mean--
I am! I have a family and a job with lots of responsibility.
I do!
You are
probably wondering what the heck I am gonna confess to doing!
I sometimes
IMPULSIVELY do silly things when taking care of ME. Moving
furniture…falling…and so on…
Are you
surprised I did something stupid? Probably not.
After all….
I am the woman who said …see that lap, and wore her pants inside-out to work!
Ana is
writing a new story that is taking place in the ‘Castle’ Maren Smith's series.
It is fantastic of course. In the story she talks about Cinnamon oil.
Now she and Cat conferred about Cinnamon oil
and its uses for heating a naughty bottom.
I wasn’t
paying close attention to their discussion. I will pay attention from now on!
I believed
this oil to be a nice warming massage.
Lo and
behold I received a gift in the mail after Christmas that contained cinnamon
bark oil from our very dear Ms Ana!
(She is no
longer ‘dear’ to me….evil yes!)
Any how I
thought I would experiment a bit….. I took about two tablespoons of coconut oil
and put a drop or two of cinnamon oil in a little cup. I placed a bit on my bum….with
gloves.
AND Nothing happened.
I went to
bed thinking I must have a granite butt! Mind you Mr. Scotsman has been heating
my behind with swats and swats…not bad…so…I didn't think!
The next day
after having a lazy morning I decided to take my shower.
I
thought hmmmmm... maybe I will try the oil again, after my shower.
Then my
SMART self…choke…thought to add more Cinnamon oil to the already two
tablespoons of coconut oil infused with just a tiny bit of cinnamon.
I added
15-20 more drops. YES.
After my
shower I dipped my gloved finger into a bit of the oil and gently rubbed a bit
onto my behind. BOTH CHEEKS....Two dips later!
Ummmm.... ugh....
Ohhhhh….I
felt something…
Then I felt
MORE!!!! I began to pat my butt with my towel……YIKES!!!!
YIKES!!!! OUCHIE!!!!
EEEK! I stamped my feet and wiggled!
I couldn’t
stand it!
Frantically
I dropped the towel. I jumped back into the tub, getting on all fours angling
my red arse under the faucet.
I could
barely move. The water at first was freezing….Not helping! I reached around the
best I could and adjusted the temperature….still not working. I grabbed the bar
soap and soaped and soaped up the affected area….ahemmmm.
Thankfully no
personal bits were harmed!
Finally…..
RELIEF!!!!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGosh!!!!!
Now when I
shared with my darling he was absolutely dumbfounded.
“What were
you thinking?”
Not sure I was thinking.
Some massage!
Yes Ana and
Cat were not sure what to say after they laughed and laughed!
Are there other uses for Cinnamon oil?
What about
you all? Laughing?
I will say you are ultra sensitive to spanking even after the oil is gone!

