Lovin-Interrupted or Coitus Interruptus!

With so much recent sadness and stress in my life I thought I would share today's' comedy of "Lovin- Interrupted!" Notice the similarity in  "Coitus Interruptus?"

That is not an accidental comparison!

Since our home is once again filled to the brim with our young adult children and my MIL we have VERY, VERY little privacy! So spanking is limited to my Scotsman bellowing, "I'm going to skelp your arse or "you want to go over my knee?" There are the solid smacks that land upon my backside for cheeky moments or nasty attitudinal adjustment swats....they bring me up short with a new smile upon my face.

My cranky mood is quite out of character for this lady! Ahem...see the halo?!!

                                          

We often find quiet time to be intimate when night time falls upon the household. However we love those long drawn out quiet times for loving that allows us creativity...to explore. Blush, blush!

 My Scotsman likes to start out spanking and while concentrating on making me red.....nice...

he becomes distracted. Of course his distraction continues my DELIGHT....and HIS.

(Today he really owed me a different kind of adjustment since I punched him the other day while driving.....The arm--- not on the wheel.....I made sure! Sheesh....I am not that bad!

 

But

 Not 

BUTT

He used the lovely spoon that Ronnie sent me!

                                              

                                                        

 I love when he uses the cupped side.....NICE. Not too much sting...just perfect mellow thud. It is not overly loud, which makes it better for us.

Without becoming Toooooo graphic, I was enjoying his 'most purposeful attention' when my cell phone rang. Normally I would just let it ring....however since mom's passing....it could be important.

Since he is closer to the edge of the bed, my Scotsman reaches over to check. He shows me it is my SIL.

 I KNOW she will understand. So back to loving.

Then the house phone rings. UGH....when people can't reach you on the cell...They call the HOUSE phone!

WE STOP.....Grrrrrrrrr I am not happy, nor is he!

We hear MIL talking, "Hi, I don't know where anyone is....hmmmm...let me see if I can find Minelle!" Seriously?

I push my Scotsman up...... eyes wide---- positioned indelicately!...he quickly checks the door lock.

  ( A house in need of constant repairs may have bedroom doors that do not lock properly.)

Nothing happens--- sooooo..... I look at him and he at me....."let's keep going!' I whisper. OF COURSE I WANT TO KEEP GOING!

 Eagerly we start again!

He complains that his knees are uncomfortable at the edge of the bed. My Scotsman pushes me over to the opposite edge of the bed. Ahh... we are ready to continue.

This is where things get comedic! I hear MIL walking to our room, WE BOTH STARTLE, my Scotsman jumps up away from the bed--- white Arse bending over to throw on some pants!

I grab my panties..

Jiggle, jiggle on the door knob. Sweat breaking out on both our faces. "Minelle! SIL is on the phone, where are you? Here I have the phone!"

I quickly respond, "I'll be out in a moment, I'm dressing.....No wait I think, Da** it! 

"I'll call back in a few I shout!"

We try to get back into the mood....I am laughing so hard I can barely respond to his intentions.

He starts to get frustrated...Then we are both bellowing at the absurdity and laughing so hard we are unable to continue. 

I look at him and say lets finish this ........! He concurred! LOL

Thanks for reading, 

Minelle

Our Cat needs some positive thoughts and prayers!

Our Cat is such a beacon of sunshine and hope for so many of us who struggle with life's difficulties.

Every day she puts up a post sharing a giggle guaranteed to  keep a smile on our faces.

Most of us have felt the love she has for all in her kind words of wisdom, or honest feelings imparted to raise our spirits.

Tonight she needs us to lift her up. Cat has a few challenges on her plate. I am sure she would never complain out loud or share those worries on her blog....so I am asking all of you to give Cat some of the love she passes on so freely!

If you will.....send Cat some cheer. It can be a prayer, positive thoughts or maybe a giggle!

We love you Cat! 

Minelle

SEE WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!

I decided to post a series for my blog. I am going to call these posts “Millyisms”

Mother-In-Law-isms

After sharing some of my conversations.....

Cat sweetly suggested you all might find 'Millyisms' humorous.

Many of you have joined me in watching Outlander.

 I love the series.

My husband is from Scotland which makes understanding the terminology quite a bit easier! His mother has also joined us in anticipating Saturday evenings. Sometimes I am slightly uncomfortable watching the sex scenes with her AND my husband.

 It can take away my enjoyment of Jamie’s “Erotic attention” to Claire! 

AHEM…….

I was quite hopeful the famous spanking scene wouldn’t disappoint in translation from book to screen. The scene was great, very intense and graphic!

Immediately after the spanking my Mother-In-Law turns to me SMILING and says,

“See what you’re missing Minelle!”

 Just a tiny quick sketch.....

I just about choked….Instead I giggled loudly! 

OMG!!

My Scotsman had a twinkle in his eye!

I wonder what she knows.

My darling makes no bones about loudly and candidly threatening to Skelp my Arse!

While putting his hand across my bottom as he passes!

If you want to see the full OUTLANDER spanking scene Chross has it here!


Thanks for reading,
Minelle

Real Neat Blog Award

 PK was kind enough to nominate me for the Real Neat Blog Award! 

Thank You PK!!

 

The rules, that come along with these things are as follows:

1. Put the award logo on your post.

2. Answer the 7 questions asked by the person who nominated you.

3. Nominate any number of bloggers you like, linking to their blogs.
4. Let them know you nominated them.

1. What was your favorite cartoon as a kid? I can't just pick one! I loved Go Speed Racer, Casper The Friendly Ghost, Scooby Doo and even Clutch Cargo which had very limited animation!

2. Ignoring the fact you probably have to work, what time would you get up and what time would you go to bed. Unfortunately, even if I go to bed later I still get up around 7:30-8.

3. When you think back on your favorite teacher, what made them so memorable? The most important teacher in my life was my mother. We children were her world. She sat for hours on end whether it was to help me with my drawing as young as a toddler, or to TRY and help me with geometry! Her life lessons came from her heart and love was the core!

4. If you came out about being a spanko later in life, what gave you the courage to make the leap? Good question.... I definitely came out to my husband. Even though he always threatened and at times spanked....I never shared how conflicted I felt. As a life long spanko it was absolutely liberating! My courage came from a 'cosmo' after writing my first FF for PK-- Into The Alley,  However I often wonder how he didn't suspect when anytime McLintock was on---- we watched!
 
5. Underwire or not?  I just get the bra I want in the moment it is needed. It must be one for a well endowed woman and offer support! However NEVER a pointy bra cup!! Now if we're talking spanxs....I have absolute needs!
 
6. Other than spanking or sex, what is your favorite physical activity? I love to go out dancing and I love to bike! The last several years my Scotsman and I have shared a love of biking! We take a few hours and just ride the trails. It is so wonderful to spend time away from the crazy everyday expectations...and absorb the nature around us!
 
7. Are there any nude or topless photographs of you out there? I don't mean on the internet, but maybe hidden in a drawer somewhere. Nope! God no!


If Anyone reads this and wishes to answer my questions below.....Please do!

1.Do you like sports?

Since I am not the greatest house keeper.....

2.What is your least favorite domestic chore?
3.What is your favorite time of the day?
4.Are you a day dreamer?
5.What type of insect freaks you out?
6.What is your favorite flower!
7. Do you enjoy socializing with a small intimate group or a large party of friends? 

Sorry I have been remiss in finishing this post. Life has been an emotional roller coaster with my mom lately, and I am struggling some.

Have a great day and thanks for reading,

Minelle 

 

Made And Used With LOVE

I received this lovely. lovely gift from my friend Ronnie over at Heart and Soul.

A while back she posted a drawing I illustrated for her.

I wanted to create and send her a picture where a lovely, albeit naughty lady was getting caned.  Ronnie told me she loved the picture and posted it here. She sweetly suggested my artwork could be the answer to the nasty Google police!

Although unnecessary, she wanted to send me a surprise. We corresponded and she thoughtfully sent me the delightful present pictured above! I loved, loved the surprise!!

HOWEVER…….

It wouldn't be ME if there wasn't a story behind the arrival of the spoon!

Ronnie and I guessed approximately how long the package would take to arrive. Anticipating the gift could be used for TTWD purposes I mentioned I would be receiving a package from overseas. In my house all bets are off when a package arrives. Everyone knows and wants to SEE!

My mother in law rather suddenly moved back in with us. We are happy to have her once again, but there are privacy issues of course. I was concerned that my Mil would see the package and open it thinking it was from the Scotsman’s cousins from across the pond.

Anyway, one evening my guy took his mother out and was running errands….

I was quickly preparing dinner after work. You know those frenetic hurried nights when you are rushing around….?

My Scotsman and his mom walked in as I was putting food on the table and I heard her say, “Oh that must be the package Minelle’s been expecting!”

To say my ears perked up and I was excited would be an understatement.

So---- MY….snort……not....DARLING……Scotsman who can NEVER, EVER be discreet... Says, (Bellows) “Well, Open It!”

I give him the STINK EYE! Eye brows lifted and trying to whisper….., “LATER!!”

He says, “WHAT? Come on let’s see!!

With a quiet growl at him and eyes squinting I turn, sweetly altering my expression in the direction of my mother in law. (okay....remember I am feisty)

As I begin unwrapping the package I see what it is. Before pulling it out I comment to know one in particular, “oh WOW cool, this is the friend I always talk about “cooking” with! LOL!

 (Snort, sorry Ronnie!)

My MIL says…..I KID YOU NOT……

"What is that for?"

Now the woman hears my guy threaten to spank me just about every day…..

I think she knows…H*!! she has to know.

He's goofingly spanked me in front of her!

But just in case, we are leaving it in the kitchen until she forgets.

If you are wondering…..I have voluntarily bent over our island counter to test out the spoons effectiveness!

Perfect!

Made AND used with LOVE

Smiling.

Thanks Ronnie!

Minelle

Questions??? And our Anniversary!

I hear that March is Question time. I/we are not very interesting, but if anyone has a question I/we will try to answer them honestly!

Tuesday was our anniversary. We have been married 24 years. I woke up to a wonderful loving card with 24 chocolates attached. My Scotsman is definitely a romantic. Anyway, I started to reminisce about our wedding day. I don’t know about you all but it’s often the crazy mishaps that make our memories special!

Here are a few snippets I consider memory makers!

I was determined to put a personal twist on our wedding day! I made our wedding invitations. They were very different, and from my heart. I drew a single rose in a stylized technique. The colors were soft grey and a dark rose. But...... Ask me where an original copy is? Yep…don’t know! You would think I would have it preserved and saved. Sigh.....

Our ceremony was just lovely. We were married in a beautiful traditional church. We chose the music, readings etc. What I remember so well besides the Piper....was The song 'All I ask of You, from Phantom Of The Opera. I had a few talented family members who sang and harmonized perfectly.

But........Then again.....

We almost couldn’t fit all 325 people at the hall…(yes you read correctly 325).....My Scotsman’s mother KEPT inviting more people! Oh the ‘discussions’ that ensued because of her interference! Every time she'd see a FRIEND...we had another guest!! BTW.....we paid for our wedding!

My dress was very romantic with a high neck. It had a see through lace heart shaped bodice. There were beautiful pearls down the back. It looked romantic and sexy. Guess what happened after wearing and dancing in that dress all night long? When the dress came off I had a ring around my neck! Yes, a red- rust, rubbed neck as we embarked on our honeymoon to a warmer climate….I tried to wear a scarf, didn’t work! Ugh, the looks I had….But the gazes my Scotsman had were worse! LOL! 

Not a very auspicious beginning!

AND ........Icing on the cake here!........

A few days before our wedding I went for a bikini wax. It was only the second time I had gotten waxed. A woman at work kept insisting I would JUST LOVE IT! Well I guess I would have if she hadn’t burned the inside of my thighs all the way up close to the lady bits. An OUCH!! That kept on giving! So bathing suit action wasn’t an easy option! I was brown red down to my knees! Yes really!

Of course more happened to help us remember our honeymoon in glowing terms!

We arrived at our destination and went to rent a car! 

Ummm…..when I handed my license to go along with the credit card we brought…. They said my license was expired and I had no other form of Id. In those days you had to show ID with your credit card. If the Scotsman could have spanked me then…..I’d have started out our honeymoon with a beet red behind. He was very unhappy! ( I am a bit of a procrastinator.)

Good thing we were able to get a car anyway and DARN he would be the only one to drive! Oops!

We stayed at a very old historical bed and breakfast. The city was experiencing  colder weather than normal! Unfortunately the heat wasn’t very efficient! Actually there wasn’t any heat! Regrettably, the water pressure was awful and filling a bath took about a half hour! ARGH! We were troupers and the Scotsman and I were determined to make it all work! Both of us could fit in the large claw foot bath…..but it was freezing cold by the time we were covered by the water……shivering, teeth chattering! NOT ROMANTIC! We gave up and went another route!

I think the funniest part was staying in a family cottage blocks from the ocean. It was in a terrible state of repair. Before we could relax a thorough cleaning was necessary!  Ugh.... spider eggs  were a part of that too! Shiver!

Did I tell you the man is a saint? 

(One of these days I will share his crazy stuff, we are a match for sure!)

We did build so many wonderful memories then and all through the years. I think the times that are fraught with mishaps are what make us smile the most!

Happy Anniversary my darling Scotsman!

Thanks for reading,

Minelle

A little OTK and come see me at PK's

Hi I am over at PK's for FF today!

I tried my hand at illustrating a story I wrote a while back! I hope you stop on over!

The lady in the story feels some shock at being OTK!

However that doesn't stop the inevitable from happening!

Thanks for visiting!

Minelle