What Kind of Spanking Satisfies You?

Since my Scotsman is often gone for long periods of time, I think about my expectations of TTWD and reality.

Being alone gives me lots of time to wonder:



What kind of spanking satisfies you?



Many short spankings through the day or days? 

One really long spanking?!

Fast and furious?

Slow and built up to a crashing crescendo? 

A hand spanking?

A 'barn burner' as Cat loves to say?

A planned spanking with many implements?

An event that takes place after much talking?

Consent or no consent?




Discipline?
Stress relief?
Erotic?



Does it matter, or does getting a spanking meet the need you have no matter what type it is?


Just my random thoughts!

Thanks for reading,

Minelle

Virgin No-Spanked butt Syndrome!

I have what I refer to as "Virgin No-Spanked Butt Syndrome."

You ask, "what does that mean?" 

Simply stated, I haven't had a proper spanking in quite a while.

I could say I have been the perfect angel, and the Scotsman has been wondering why he hasn't needed to rein me in! His hand pearly smooth!

That would most likely be a misrepresentation of the truth. 

I have actually been a beast.

Hormones keep messing with my mood. Sometimes I am a young fertile woman.....At others I am embarking on that journey into never land! Ugh!

Throw in the fact that my darling is away again. He most likely will only return at Thanksgiving and continue up until Christmas.

We were both hit with real life moods and stresses. Real life often interferes with our expectation of TTWD.

What should have happened often, contrasting with what actually did occur.

I can honestly say that he should have walloped me on several occasions before he left. In particular once when we were on a walk and I responded negatively and very impulsively to my guys bellowing. I was not on my best behavior! I REALLY needed the stress relief and settling a spanking would have provided. However after the incident we walked into a full house. AND WE WERE NEVER ALONE the entire weekend! 

I must admit I am in the love/hate spanking category just now. I feel like it hurts ( I know its supposed to) and do I really want it? Then I think about how I feel and....I want that part!

We did have occasion for some erotic play including spanking. There were a few smacks to point out I was skirting that line in the sand....but really nothing much.

So Unless I can visit the man soon, my behind will remain in its pearly state!

With a "Virgin Butt!"

But...EVEN Though I am a capable woman. I hope I can visit-- just because I miss him all the time!

Thanks for Reading,

Minelle
 

Have You Ever....Part 2?

Have You Ever…..Part 2?

Terps penned this for any and all who wish to join in the fun!

Have you ever danced down a street in Maine? No, I have never been to Maine. I would love to travel there.

Have you ever seen the seals on the pier in San Francisco? Yes! Twice! I would go there as many times as I could! Beautiful city! The seals are a joy to watch!

Have you ever stubbed your toe three times in a day? I am quite sure this has happened to me.

Have you ever been to Disney World? Yes 3 times. Once before I was married with a small group of friends and twice with my husband and kids….oh and one of those times MIL came with us!

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Gosh yes! I love laughing! The act of laughing is trans-formative!

Have you ever injured yourself sneezing? I don’t think I have…..

Have you ever been playing a game with a child only to realize that you are still playing long after they left? Many a time! Barbie’s….I may have been creating furniture for Barbie and friends. I always have a hard time stopping when playing with Play Doh, Lincoln Logs, Legos or any other creative process.

Have you ever spun yourself dizzy? Absolutely.

Have you ever said I love you and meant it? God yes.

Have you ever stopped and truly looked at the beauty in nature before you? Sometimes I get shivers and tingles all over when I see the beauty in our world!

Have you ever been so relaxed and lazy spending Christmas day with your immediate family that instead of cooking a big fancy meal you ended up making hot dogs for dinner instead (and saved the Christmas meal for the day after)? Never ever! I love Christmas but I never get to relax on Christmas Day.

Have you ever heard someone say hello and say hello back only to realize they were talking to someone else? Yes….I am laughing remembering all the times this has happened to me!

Have you ever wished upon the first star of the night while reciting the poem "Starlight, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight?” Yes. Now I am wondering if any of my wishes came true?

Have you ever opened your front door to be welcomed by a hissing snake? Never ever, ever!Thank goodness!! However There have been June bugs and spiders!

Have you ever eaten peanut butter straight out of the jar? Yes. Still do whenever I have the urge!

Have you ever gone into the woods and screamed as loud as you could, just to see if you could? Not sure if it was the woods….but I have been known to scream as loud as I could…..I was a bit of a character at times.

Have you ever nursed your babies...almost 5 years in a row (2 years for the first child all the way through your pregnancy of the second and then 2-1/2 years with the second)? No, I wasn’t able to nurse easily.

Have you ever been so sleep deprived that you made a potentially dangerous mistake and even though everything turned out fine, you still feel guilty about it? Many times I was sleep deprived. Once when my kids were very sick and sleep was even more elusive then normal, I fell asleep at a stop light. Unfortunately my car slowly moved forward and tapped the car in front of me.  I was horrified and apologized profusely to the man I bumped. He was so nice to me I almost cried. I vowed to never feel that way and drive. The incident taught me to pull over someplace safe if I was so tired I felt I could fall asleep standing!

Have you ever gone outside on a rainy summer day with your umbrella so you could dance while singing "Singing in the Rain?” Yes while tap dancing away and splashing away! Usually I was joined by my friends!

Have you ever watching a lightning storm? This is something I love to do! The power of the elements gives me energy! My Scotsman has been known to bellow at me when he feels I am courting storm danger--- too much!

Have you ever spoken with someone in a completely made-up language, just for fun? Many, many times! I still do when I get the chance to be silly!!

Have you ever written a children's book and tried to publish it? I have had the story in my head, but drew the pictures first! I never finished it, so I never tried to publish the story!

Have you ever felt the magic of holding someone's hand? Daily.

Have you ever kissed someone at midnight? So many years I cannot begin to count….

Have you ever written a novel? No.

Have you ever smiled so much your cheeks ached? Yes! I love that feeling!

Have you ever followed your dreams and started your own business? Nope.

Have you ever cried during a commercial? So many I can’t even count the times my family says, “NOT AGAIN!” Of course the Scotsman is there crying with me!

Have you ever jumped in the waves of the Atlantic Ocean? No.

Have you ever done the Hula in Hawaii? Never been to Hawaii.

Have you ever followed a butterfly? Yes.

Have you ever finger painted as an adult (not with a child present)? Are you kidding? Yessss!

Have you ever fallen up the stairs? Many times.

Have you ever fallen down the stairs multiple times? Never down the stairs….I am knocking on wood so I do not jinx myself!

Have you ever walked into a wall, when you were completely sober? (did I mention I have a clumsy streak? And yes, I understand the irony considering I am a dancer at heart.) Unfortunately I have done this. I have also walked into lamp posts.  

Have you ever started to go into the wrong car? Yes….I even wrote a post about it!

Have you ever had a pet bunny? or a pet chinchilla? or pet fish? I have had pet fish.

Have you ever played truth or dare? Yes…..

Have you ever felt really close to someone you've never met? Many times here in Blogland!

Thanks for Reading!

Minelle

Have You Ever?

Have you ever….? Our very own Ami challenged us all.

1.     Stood on top of a very high mountain or cliff, looking down at countryside, or out to sea? Yes....I just have no clue if this is considered a large cliff, high mountain....or what? 

     I have stood many times at the edge of Starved Rock. I must say that it is quite disconcerting looking over the edge. 

     

    Years ago we also traveled to Custer State Park in South Dakota.When we were hiking the guys took the kids close to the edge....Ahhh I couldn't even look!

2.     Lay on your back on a hot summer's night, listening to the crickets chirping, and watching the satellites as they chase each other across the heavens?Absolutely, many a summer night!

3.     Skinny-dipped at midnight? Never! LOL!One day!

4.     Intentionally or inadvertently swum with sharks? Not that I know about.

5.     Broken a bone in your body? Yes my right pinky toe. Picture me on vacation holding a young baby at 3:00 AM in the morning....walking past the pull out couch my toe caught the iron...OUCH!

6.     Driven a car at speeds in excess of 120 mph? (yes, I know it's illegal, but the motorway was very quiet at the time) NOPE NEVER....Although I did ask a guy I had met at a pub if I could drive his jazzed up car...Pushed my foot down on the gas and pretty much lost control because of the speed.....He turned green....I think I almost passed out! Needless to say....I am not a speed demon!

    7.     Played "Pooh Sticks"? Never.

8.     Run in a "Pancake" race? Nope... A wheel barrel race, three legged race...yes. 

9.     Had your eyelashes dyed? No....never even considered it.

 

10.  Ridden a horse naked? Never! When I read this one I thought....that seems to be pretty erotic. I mean....maybe I am naive, but the position seems.....and the bouncing.....! I am afraid of horses anyway.

11. Punted down the River Cam? (or any other river ) Do Not even know what that means! I am going to say no. Although I have toppled a canoe my Scotsman and I were paddling. I was being cheeky, stood up, and over we went in the middle of a small lake.  

12. Played tennis in a short white tennis skirt while wearing minimal knickers? No. Played tennis in skorts....

13. Helped an inebriated husband up the stairs at 2 in the morning? Yes to helping an inebriated husband to bed. Many moons ago!

14. Been too scared to get out of a swimming pool whilst on holiday, due to a very large Doberman sitting on the edge watching you? (no-one was around at the time) Never.

15. Sat in a deckchair snoozing happily whilst the sound of leather on willow echoes distantly in your ears? No

16. Taken a ride on the Maid of the Mist under the Niagara Falls? I have been to Niagara Falls many times but never went on the Maid of the Mist.

17. Climbed up something - rockface, climbing wall, rope in a sports hall, long ladder, tree - and been too scared witless to climb back down? Many, many times. I am afraid of heights. I get that feeling in my legs. Ugh! I can usually do small heights such as ladders. 

18. Been too liberal with the "Eau de Cologne" which then ran down where it shouldn't, which in turn caused you to hop madly around and rip your knickers off and throw them as far from you as you could? I will admit to spraying cologne in the area...just not IN THE AREA!

19. Made snow angels? Absolutely! I love it!

20. Lost a shoe in a ploughed field on a moonlight walk home after a party? No-- not lost a shoe in a ploughed field but have carried my shoes while walking along a cornfield in the pitch black night!

21. Shrieked loudly, due to being spanked hard, and frightened away a visitor/s who turned and ran back down your drive - and now you never will know who was about to knock on your door. And you are desperately hoping they will never ask...Not that I know of....

Thanks for reading!

Minelle

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