I decided to
play along with PK and many others answering questions that will actually make
me seem as if I am Ms. Innocent. However the object of the game is to answer ‘yes’
or ‘no. That makes this very difficult.
You see, I do not do well on STANDARDIZED TESTS. I always want to explain. ha! ha!
There are
not questions like…..
Have you
ever drawn a naked person sitting or standing in front of you? Explain.
Have you
ever slept naked? Explain why, why not, or when.
Do you wear
sexy corsets and garter belts? No explanation.
Have you
ever used……? Not talking about that!
Have you
ever created mischief and ran so as not to get caught? Describe what occurred.
Have you ever been spanked in the bedroom naked? No explanation.
Well you get the idea.
In answering
these questions I am assuming the word ‘slept’ means having sex.
Taken a
picture naked? No
Made money
illegally? No
Had a one
night stand? No
Been in a fist
fight? Yes
Slept with
your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a
public place? No
Ditched work
to have sex? No
Slept with a
member of the same sex? No
Seen someone
die? No
Ran from the
police? No
Woke up
somewhere and not remember how you got there? Yes
Worn your partner’s
unmentionables? Yes
Fallen
asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in
the bedroom?
Ran a red
light? No
Been fired? Yes
Been in a
car accident? Yes
Pole danced
or done a striptease? No
Loved
someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang
karaoke? Yes
Done
something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so
hard you peed your pants? Yes
Caught
someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a
perfect stranger? Yes
Shaved your
partner? No
Given your
private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in
public without underwear? No
Had sex on a
roof top? No
Played
chicken? No
Mooned/flashed
someone? No
Do you sleep
naked? No
Blacked out
from drinking? Yes
Felt like
killing someone? Yes
Had sex more
than 5 times in one day? No
Been with
someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10
shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? No
Gone outside
naked? No
I guess this
could actually be used as something of an adventuress ‘Bucket list.’
Of course I
think it would be a real challenge if everyone put up a list of other ‘Naughty
things’ not on this list.
Thanks for reading!
Minelle
Sorry for the strange background, I haven't a clue why it did this!
I noticed you didn't answer the questions about toys in the bedroom. Was that a Freudian slip?
ReplyDeleteNot telling! Maybe because it takes qualifying and explaining!
DeleteMinelle, I am confused. You tell me that "slept" means "having sex"?
ReplyDeleteI always thought the exact opposite.
This is a disaster! Now everybody thinks I had sex with one of my brothers.
Well than I definitely need to change my answer to yes. Six girls and one bedroom means we all slept together!!
DeleteSee I am naive.
Bas - ROFL
DeleteI have to say Bas, ( Not judging here, but I thought that was an odd answer from you...but then I thought maybe he means actually SLEEP) AND doesn't sleep usually always follow guys and sex anyway :)
DeleteBas - I just answered the question as sleeping, not sex. That's what is fun about yes/no answers - they can be so misconstrued.
ReplyDeleteOkay check my answer yes like I said to Bas. This is why I fail standardized tests, too many variables. :-)
DeleteI am sooooooo relieved.
DeleteI agree, as a fellow 'explainer' (over-expaliner, even? just speanking for myself here!;) these yes/no kind of things can be pretty frustrating! It's been fun to read everyone else's list though.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to try? Do what I did and explain before you answer.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I so thought "slept with" meant sex...Fortunately for Bas, it appears that my gutter mind is in the minority.
ReplyDeleteI do so badly with "yes" or "no" too! Because well...Some things really seem like they need an explanation lol. See, I would be tempted to define "red light" for instance--are we talking about it turning red as you go through the intersection, or you're stopped on red then go anyways, or...
Yea, maybe I couldn't do this lol.
Oh please do. I love that so many think like I think. I was thinking the same thing about the red light. Was it on accident or on purpose....you get what I mean?
DeleteMinelle,
ReplyDeleteNot even the Hitachi Magic Wand, which I might purchase based on the raving reviews?
And......I did take the "slept with" as had sex with so, I have a gutter mind too, lil...
cute stuff
lillie
Maybe I'm just a naive guy.
DeleteThinking that 'slept' has anything to do with sleeping.
Lillie maybe the hitachi.....I hear it's magic. lol
DeleteI think 'slept with' was slang when I was younger,Bas and probably for you too Lillie, since we are near in age!
Get you some toys!! (And Lillie, get that Hitachi Magic Wand, you will never regret it.) I do think you need a few more yes'. Some of them are a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
PK
Okay PK I'm emailing you too! I emailed sunny. Well I will work on that 'Bucket List' when the kids are not close by. lol
DeleteLots of fun Minelle. I'm with you on standardize answers. I put that post up on Saturday about the survery and I could not help myself to throw in a comment or two! Take care.
ReplyDeleteAs you know I had a comment too! Hmmm asking for sex is foreplay? giggle. I think I will take real foreplay any day!
DeleteStandardized tests are the pits.
LOL...This is getting to be fun. seeing everyone's asnwers. I will put mine up in a bit....but think comments would make all of them more interesting.
ReplyDeleteglad you also have a computer that acts up for no reason!
hugs abby
I agree you could do an entire post on one explanation of a yes. My blackout one would be VERY long!
DeleteComputers are such a challenge!
Minelle, Minelle, Minelle....when you change a no to a yes, will you let us know. :)
ReplyDeleteYes....Maybe. LOL
DeleteHey how about your meme? What would your answers be??
So fun to read everyone's answers. Guess I've got a dirty mind also - I assumed "slept with" was used in context of the slang meaning "to have sex with". LOL
ReplyDeleteWould you like to explain answering yes to "Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there"? :)
Blessings,
Cat
Here is the short version...17.... Wild Irish Rose guzzled, best friend intercepted me from freaking out his dad. Passed out, taken care of by cousin and boy friend, carried into my house, mom woke up freaked......I never had a clue slept through it all. Drama. I WAS SICK AS A DOG.
ReplyDeleteDid I drink again? Um...Yea.
Wow!
DeleteWell I guess that says it all. I was very lucky to have good people around me.
DeleteHi Minelle, this is great fun isn't it? I agree with you on standardised tests, I'm too much of an explainer too. Yeah, I took "slept with" as having sex also.
ReplyDeleteI know it is confusing for some, but I always think of it as sex. I say enough people have said they hate standardized tests, so lets do away with them!
DeleteLOL. That is all I'm saying. LOL
ReplyDeleteGlad I could make you laugh out loud! ;-)
DeleteA fist fight? YOu? I don't believe it!
ReplyDeleteWell I am glad I could surprise you! Just don't ask my age at the time!
DeleteI bet it was last year!
DeleteWell believe- it- or- not. I do punch hubby gently, in the arm. JOKES not real.
DeleteThat wasn't the fist fight incident however. It was at least, 40 years ago!!!!
Late to this party, but I took slept as sex, although really the other questions were quite blunt, so one would wonder why they didn't say 'have sex with'.
ReplyDeleteThe real one I had trouble with was - gone outside naked. I mean if you've had sex outside, it would stand( or whatever *wink*) to reason at least PART of you was naked outside. Just sayin'
I said no to being in a fist fight, although I was the cause of one *blush*
Yeesh I didn't even think about causing a fist fight! I would have to say yes to that one unfortunately.
DeleteI also think some of the questions would seem to automatically create a yes in another!
can't stand standardized tests with yes/no answers or multiple choice...would much rather write an essay answer so explain all the who's, what's, why's, where's, and how's... :-)
ReplyDeleteThat's what I say. In a conversation with me I may answer more than you want to here! I think we are like minded!
DeleteCan you answer any of those questions? Lol
Yes, I can...will I? Now that's another question :-) Just teasing, happy to answer (already answered in my head so might as well share) though not very exciting and not sure I can do without an explanation and this is if you really want to know... :-)
ReplyDeleteTaken a picture naked? No
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? No
Slept with your best friend? Yes
Had sex in a public place? No
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? (Yes-if slept means sleeping)
Seen someone die? No
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partner’s unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? No
Used toys in the bedroom? Ummm??? Yes, I guess so
Ran a red light? Not intentionally
Been fired? No
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sang karaoke? Not in public
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Yes
Caught someone having sex? No
Kissed a perfect stranger? Yes
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Ever gone in public without underwear? No
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Do you sleep naked? No (but did on a few occasions before children)
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Killing, no, making suffer...maybe
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? No
Gone outside naked? If you count our secluded backyard swimming pool, yes
I think we have a lot in common.... I may have drank more in my past however. My blacking out was more due to not eating than an actual large large amount! Lol
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing!!