I was writing a letter of introduction a while
back and discussed it with my friend PK. She naturally couldn't resist adding
to my qualifications... labeling spanked wife and blogger. It made me laugh for
quite a while. I decided to embellish upon the idea.
My husband
recently had some emergency surgery. He is fine but sitting here in the
hospital, I was bored and wanted to write something funny.
So here goes!
Minelle
LaBraun
Date: Now
and Forever
Contact:
Scotsman
Contact
Designation: Home
Sub:
Application for the Position of Spanked Wife.
To Whom It
May Concern, (This is you my Darling Scotsman)
I have been
made aware of a job opening as the spanked wife in our marriage. “What?” You
say in disbelief. “I always spank you my darling!” “Yes…… but because we are
both so very busy, (and emergency surgery) Your Job skills are becoming rusty.”
I am a
certified spanked wife with almost 21 years’ experience, (maybe more) receiving
mild hand spankings OTK, OTB or standing. I have a special interest in mild
discipline and the erotic spanking.
Yes, your
wife is capable of advancing to the next level. I am eager to consider
experimenting with other various types of implements. I also have experience in
reading a multitude of spanking fiction which I will willingly share to advance
your application method. This willing/reluctant student resolves to let your
technique develop without bossy interference. Spanking one’s partner is highly
subjective, and your creative interpretation should not be deterred by my
interference… (Not sure I can follow through with this one) A few ouches and…
not soooo hard may escape!
It is only through experimentation that a
person understands her/his capabilities.
I would like to arrange a meeting (even though
you lie next to me) with you as soon as our schedule (and your healing) allows.
I will kiss you to confirm and to discuss this
wonderful job opportunity further.
Yours Always
and Forever,
Minelle
I hope you do not mind that I am replying in a general response for right now. I hope to be less scattered in a few days. I Would probably just sound like an idiot if I tried to tell each and everyone of you what your well wishes meant to us. MY general reply is below. Thank You!!
I hope you do not mind that I am replying in a general response for right now. I hope to be less scattered in a few days. I Would probably just sound like an idiot if I tried to tell each and everyone of you what your well wishes meant to us. MY general reply is below. Thank You!!
Oh Minelle, this is so sweet. Your hubby must have adored receiving it. You are very creative, my dear.
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
I love this, it should spur hubby on to recover quickly.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
That is impossible for him to say no to. Hope he is quick to recover.
ReplyDeleteSo sweet, loving, and tender. Though it's not nice to fib, my dear.
ReplyDeleteHope for a quick recovery and for good news for both of you. You deserve a break.
Very very sweet indeed. :) Hope he feels better really quick to ensure he can follow up on this application!
ReplyDeleteHey Minelle, that is an extremely creative, funny and awesome love letter to your Scotsman. Wishing him a quick recovery so that he can act on the requests in your letter. ;)
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Cat
Minelle, this is adorable! Made me grin huge :) Hope he's feeling better soon, and you can start training ;)
ReplyDeleteVery sweet! Hope hubby recovers quickly and you both can get to "work"! ;)
ReplyDeleteI love it! :-) Hope he feels better soon and that you both make time to experiment and have fun. :-) Hugs, Terps
ReplyDeleteVery clever. Love the letter.
ReplyDeleteWish your Scotsman a speedy recovery.
Love to you both,
Ronnie
xx
lol love the letter bet it made him smile and glad to hear he is k
ReplyDeleteAah, I hope he loved your letter Minelle. Hope he is recovering well!
ReplyDeleteI love this Minelle! Very sweet and creative.
ReplyDeleteWishing your Scotsman a speedy recover so that you can start experimenting :)
Hugs
Roz
That was cute and clever and I hope it put a smile on your Scotsman face! Hopefully he'll be ready to fill that position very soon! :)
ReplyDeleteHow sweet. What a fun way to fill that time sitting in the hospital.
ReplyDeleteI'm just now getting around to reading some blogs! I loved this. :) Hope all is well and he is on the mend.
ReplyDeleteWow really funny.
ReplyDeleteHope he's on the mend and that you get that job x
Hi everyone--
ReplyDeleteI just talked with Minelle, and her husband has some complications with his surgery. She won't be online for a while or able to update/respond to comments, but she would greatly appreciate any prayers and good thoughts you can send her way. If she has any updates that she is able to share, I'll post another comment here.
Thank you Ana - please let Minelle that I'm sending healing thoughts and prayers his way.
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
I sent Minelle your message, Cat, and she says thank you very much. Things are neither better nor worse, so the hope is that tomorrow or Thursday the infection will be gone or at least better.
DeleteSending you an email.
Sending prayers and hugs...
ReplyDeletePrayers and good thoughts going up!!! Hang in there...
ReplyDeleteVery cute. Sending good thoughts to both of you and wishing your man a speedy recovery.
ReplyDeleteI will get to all of your comments soon. Thank you so very much for all the prayers thoughts and wishes. It means so much to us. The last week was quite a challenge. We were on automatic reaction and response. I feel like we are heading into calm waters now. My Scotsman is improving. The surgery was pretty big because it was such an emergency. However the infection is resolving slowly. At least it is resolving. Now for the recovery....We are ready!
ReplyDeleteOh my, this is so great! I think I should write one like this to my hubby!! Sending positive vibes to you and your hubby for a speedy recovery!
ReplyDeleteJust read on Sunnygirl's blog that your husband is having health issues so I'm sending positive thoughts, prayers, and hugs for his speedy recovery. Also wishing some comfort and relief from stress for you!
ReplyDeleteHi Minelle,
ReplyDeleteI also just read of the emergency surgery and infection that your husband has had to deal with. So sorry that you have had to go through that. I've added you both to my prayer list and send warm thoughts and best wishes for a speedy recovery for your husband. Take good care. (((((Hugs)))))
<3 Katie
Minelle, you are in my thoughts and prayers. (((hugs)))
ReplyDeleteMinelle I'm feeling guilty because I only just read your lovely letter. What a super idea. Your Scotsman will just love it. I do hope he is now beginning to feel better and that you have him home to stay at last!
ReplyDeleteLots of hugs, and lots of prayers,
Ami