A quickie…….Spanking!
And the
ability to laugh about missed opportunities.
We have a
bit of stress this summer. Life certainly can throw some curve-balls. I may
have had a few minor blips or crying jags….but I hope that as a new day
approaches I am looking on the bright side of each and every one. I never want
to become morose.
We have a
house full of people and a lack of privacy. A closed door does not
automatically ensure discretion. The house is old and NOT sound proof which
adds another layer of difficulty. My Scotsman has been working every day except
Sunday….so needless to say we wait for the teens to vacate or sleep. With my
MIL we wait for her to go to sleep as well, even though she is incredibly hard
of hearing.
As this
weekend approached my ever busy calendar continued to fill with fun (at times
tiring) festivities! My Scotsman wanted to go listen to a band and dance for
our pleasure. I admit I was a little less than enthusiastic initially but
gradually warmed to the idea. I began the night immediately with a lovely
cosmopolitan…Yummy. I texted a couple of blogland friends indicating I was
going to stir up a little trouble…After 2 cosmopolitans…well…My Scotsman was
promising to tan my arse. I needed stress relief in the worst way…One of you
may have pushed me to ‘double dog dare’ him to share my thoughts! It goes
without saying that we had a great night dancing.
We were
looking forward to a semi empty house with MIL sleeping and kids out late. We
arrived home and dawdled a bit. I relished the freedom of sitting next to my
Scotsman on our couch with a tight tank top and cute boxer brief panties. My
darling got up and went to our bedroom where I was going imminently. Low and
behold my MIL opens her bedroom door and rushes right to me as I sat sans proper
clothing on that couch! Thank goodness she was without her glasses. She has
VERY poor eyesight! I slowly…. Slowly pulled a blanket over my lower half….as
if it was the most natural thing in the world, all while calmly sharing the fun we had
on our date!
We did
continue with quiet pursuits of a romantic nature.
Today began
enjoyably speaking with friends and laughing about our crazy lives. Real life
interfered and so we all left to continue our plans for the day.
Here is
where the missed opportunity comes in…..
After
cleaning, moving furniture and shopping we began grilling a casual dinner of
burgers.
Just then we
realized both kids were gone and MIL was taking a bath! YES….finally stress
relief!!
We dropped everything and skipped to the bedroom.
My Scotsman
sat on the bed after retrieving Blondie's paddle.
I wasn’t allowed to choose…
He
pulled me across his knee and began…OUCH!.....It was however, exactly what I
needed. He has learned how to build slowly and continue for a bit longer.
Stress ouched away!
With him it
always leads to a desire for me…which is always appreciated….things began in
that direction.
All of a
sudden bang… slam! A door opens… daughter arrives home.
Slam! Another
door opens against an inner wall…Mother in law finishes her bath!
Boom! Fast
walking son arrives with more groceries for dinner!!
We are paralyzed in a certain position…..waiting…
as someone notices the dinner left cooking.... unattended.
Conversations
were going…dogs were barking right outside our bedroom door.
Sigh….. clothes were righted as we lamented this missed opportunity…..
At least I
still feel his 'paddling' attention from earlier!
Maybe late
tonight when everyone is asleep we can begin where we left off.!
Woohoo...go Scotsman...standing ovation for you...definitely a good portion of what she needed! Hopefully you can give you both the rest of what you need tonight. ;)
ReplyDelete*sigh* We gotta figure out the 'sound' situation. As for the rest...if you don't have one, get a lock on that bedroom door and make a huge sign that can be read even by someone with bad vision that says 'DO NOT DISTURB!'
BTW Scotsman...you can definitely tan her arse again tonight. *teehee*
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat
You are sooooo supportive..dear!
DeleteYes, we definitely need to figure out the sound situation!
I can see what would happen if I put a sign on my door. My MIL would tell my kids to LEAVE US BE! LOL.
You are sooooo supportive..dear!
DeleteYes, we definitely need to figure out the sound situation!
I can see what would happen if I put a sign on my door. My MIL would tell my kids to LEAVE US BE! LOL.
You are sooooo supportive..dear!
DeleteYes, we definitely need to figure out the sound situation!
I can see what would happen if I put a sign on my door. My MIL would tell my kids to LEAVE US BE! LOL.
You are sooooo supportive..dear!
DeleteYes, we definitely need to figure out the sound situation!
I can see what would happen if I put a sign on my door. My MIL would tell my kids to LEAVE US BE! LOL.
That is a great post.......had me on the edge of my seat!
ReplyDeleteMeredith
Hi Meredith! I am glad you enjoyed!
DeleteMy life can be odd!
Yes, maybe we should get together a collection for a hotel room for your Scotsman to give you some much-needed attention! I also agree with you not being allowed to choose what he uses. :D
ReplyDeleteRomantic attention, erotic and stress relief is always appreciated!
DeleteI am not sure a hotel would be much quieter!
Sorry, didn't get the text til this am. Shame on me. Hope you get some time for yourself soon.
ReplyDeleteMaking the most of every opportunity seems to be the norm for you.
You would have been vastly entertained!
DeleteI need to seize the opportunities otherwise I would be boring!
Life.....interrupted! We must cease opportunities when they arise and make the most of those moments.
ReplyDeleteHope you can "finish" as well.
:)
Well I keep trying and sometimes we are successful.
DeleteWe just revisit when the time allows!
Oh my, I so totally relate!! sorry for the interruptus!!!
ReplyDeleteI know you do...lol
DeleteI am always sorry when that occurs. I have this picture in my head as to how funny we looked!
Oh bless you, You need a lock on your bedroom door and tell everyone you are going for a nap!!! Either that or a hotel room now and again. Just keep grabbing those opportunities, I hope they come more often.
ReplyDeletelove Jan.xx
Believe it or not...we have a lock. Does that mean we are not disturbed? Not always! Giggling door knob!! LOL
DeleteHope you got some time to yourself last night.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Not that night...but we managed!
DeleteOpportunities do come up!
You need to spring for a room my friend! At least you had time for some rosy cheeks. wishing you some private time.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Rosy cheeks sure helped me. I would have been crazed if both private activities were interrupted! grrrrrr!
DeleteI just hate the idea of going to a hotel for privacy! Now a romantic get-away.......
Oh goodness, glad you had a good time out together and that you managed to at least get some stress relief.
ReplyDeleteI hope you manage to get some private time soon! As the others have said, time to spring for a hotel maybe. I hope life and the current stresses settle down for you soon.
Hugs,
Roz
My life is never calm. I think that craziness and chaos are my constant in life. I guess I need to deal with that!
DeleteWell a hotel....do not want to spend money for it unless we are going away!
Oh dear! I would be a ball of angst just listening to all the noises outside the bedroom door. You need a shed or something.
ReplyDeleteI do hope you find some private time again soon...but it does sound like you two certainly make good use of whatever little bits you get. :)
Ball of angst...yep! Both of us!
DeleteWe do have a shed...but it is packed to the gills!
We are the king and queen of making good use of our opportunities!
Here is hoping there is a lot more opportunities for you soon!
ReplyDelete:-)
Gosh I hope so....Maybe soon!
DeleteI guess I could grab the bull by the horns and set up an opportunity!
I like Ana's idea to get you guys a room soon. Wish I could lend you my house, it's empty a lot. Meanwhile I'm glad you can find a few stolen minutes and that you know how to enjoy them.
ReplyDeleteOne day It will happen....The house will be happy and since I am a social person...I will lament the absence of chaos.
DeleteFor now I will take the stolen minutes!
I think we need to have "Minelle's Bake Sale" and raise some money to get this woman a room!
ReplyDeleteBake sale for spanking and 'romantic' escape! What a fundraiser that would be. I can picture it now. I see a sign...ahem....
DeleteOh Sheesh, Minelle!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI guess you have to try, try and try again- or however that saying goes!!! Glad you got a bit of spanking from your Scotsman though! Dancing and cosmos- very nice!
I SO feel for you!!! We have half of our kids living here this summer and it seems like they are ALWAYS home. The younger teen slapped her leg in fun the other day, as if she was doing the Virginia Reel or something and asked the older one if she heard that kind of noise going on in the house. GULP! I think we need one of those magic wands that you wave and everyone all around you freezes until you wave it again. LOL!!! Here's to more hubby time ALONE! Hugs to you!
<3 Katie
Slapping her leg!!! Oh my word, what did you do???
DeleteSee my Scotsman constantly threatens and smacks in front of them anyway so.....maybe my kids thing we are just nuts!
We try when we can! That is all we can do right?
Well, I am happy that someone apart from me has a house that is always full! At least you got some relief! And now I know what Blondie's paddle is like, I am in awe! Must rush, I am meant to be doing thousands of other things and shouldn't be here! All I can say is that my stress relief nearly came by way of a dunking in the duck pond last night! Byeeeee.
ReplyDeleteAmi
Oh Ami! Thousands of other things...shouldn't be here....I can relate!
DeleteListen I think you have a lot more stamina then wimpy me!
It is all in their swing...LOL. High-low!
Dunking...sounds fun!
Dang. This did not feed. :-(
ReplyDeleteHold on here. You hint that you stirred up enough trouble on your night out that your tush was threatened, but you don't tell what you did? How is that fair? Especially to those of us living vicariously through your exploits? You must give full disclosure. :-D
Door lock? You don't have one? GET ONE!
Soundproofing? Play clappy music every time you go to your room, even for a minute by yourself with the door open. They soon will expect to hear it. Oh - wait. Does Scotsman have rhythm, so he can spank to the clappy beat? That might be important.
No alone time? Consult a scheduling specialist for all those people living with you?...lol! Getting a room sounds fun. ;-)
Kidding aside, you and the Scotsman may need to put down your feet and claim late evening hours during the week and at least one weekend evening as your couple time to talk and relax away from household bustle. Tell everyone you are not too be disturbed unless there is fire, broken bones, copious amounts of blood, choking on food or other reason for loss of breathing, or the roof falls in.
You don't *have* to use the time for just the two of you, but this way it is staked out for your use if you want it. Anyone wanting to usurp this time needs to let you know in advance.
(My kids' eyes got really big when I mentioned the roof, so describe acceptable emergencies according to their sensibilities. ;-) )
Hugs, hot stuff! ;-)
Irishey
My kids think I am the queen of boring! I can imagine them thinking we have plenty of opportunities for alone time. However they do not even want to think about us as normal people! They think we enjoy going out...so maybe we need to fake them out and sneak back in the house.
DeleteAs to stirring up trouble....those cosmos...!
LOL! Oh the frustration!! But funny post :)
ReplyDeleteDee x
Hi Dee!
DeleteFrustration...YES!! My life is definitely a comedy at times!
It sure would be fun to be a fly on the wall in other people houses ;)
ReplyDeleteGlad you and your man are finding time to connect with each other despite a full house.
hugs
lilie
Oh yes! I bet that we imagine things much differently most of the time!I guess coming from a large family I am used to making the most of what we have.
DeletePrivacy and time is an issue for us...with school out kids are up late and were exhausted any way ..I just keep thinking an empty nest in 8yrs we can up the annie lol
ReplyDeleteHi Daisy! I do not think we will EVER have an empty nest! LOL
DeleteMaybe we should both work on sound proofing!