Promise me
---- LAUGH TO YOURSELF!
Gah…and….
Ahh…. forget it, after I out myself you will all go to town ROTFLYBO!
Let me preface
this post by saying…. I actually believe I am a capable intelligent woman.
I do! I mean--
I am! I have a family and a job with lots of responsibility.
I do!
You are
probably wondering what the heck I am gonna confess to doing!
I sometimes
IMPULSIVELY do silly things when taking care of ME. Moving
furniture…falling…and so on…
Are you
surprised I did something stupid? Probably not.
After all….
I am the woman who said …see that lap, and wore her pants inside-out to work!
Ana is
writing a new story that is taking place in the ‘Castle’ Maren Smith's series.
It is fantastic of course. In the story she talks about Cinnamon oil.
Now she and Cat conferred about Cinnamon oil
and its uses for heating a naughty bottom.
I wasn’t
paying close attention to their discussion. I will pay attention from now on!
I believed
this oil to be a nice warming massage.
Lo and
behold I received a gift in the mail after Christmas that contained cinnamon
bark oil from our very dear Ms Ana!
(She is no
longer ‘dear’ to me….evil yes!)
Any how I
thought I would experiment a bit….. I took about two tablespoons of coconut oil
and put a drop or two of cinnamon oil in a little cup. I placed a bit on my bum….with
gloves.
AND Nothing happened.
I went to
bed thinking I must have a granite butt! Mind you Mr. Scotsman has been heating
my behind with swats and swats…not bad…so…I didn't think!
The next day
after having a lazy morning I decided to take my shower.
I
thought hmmmmm... maybe I will try the oil again, after my shower.
Then my
SMART self…choke…thought to add more Cinnamon oil to the already two
tablespoons of coconut oil infused with just a tiny bit of cinnamon.
I added
15-20 more drops. YES.
After my
shower I dipped my gloved finger into a bit of the oil and gently rubbed a bit
onto my behind. BOTH CHEEKS....Two dips later!
Ummmm.... ugh....
Ohhhhh….I
felt something…
Then I felt
MORE!!!! I began to pat my butt with my towel……YIKES!!!!
YIKES!!!! OUCHIE!!!!
EEEK! I stamped my feet and wiggled!
I couldn’t
stand it!
Frantically
I dropped the towel. I jumped back into the tub, getting on all fours angling
my red arse under the faucet.
I could
barely move. The water at first was freezing….Not helping! I reached around the
best I could and adjusted the temperature….still not working. I grabbed the bar
soap and soaped and soaped up the affected area….ahemmmm.
Thankfully no
personal bits were harmed!
Finally…..
RELIEF!!!!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGosh!!!!!
Now when I
shared with my darling he was absolutely dumbfounded.
“What were
you thinking?”
Not sure I was thinking.
Some massage!
Yes Ana and
Cat were not sure what to say after they laughed and laughed!
Are there other uses for Cinnamon oil?
What about
you all? Laughing?
I will say you are ultra sensitive to spanking even after the oil is gone!
ROFLMBO Minelle! Tears rolling while I'm trying to type. It is every bit as funny now as it was when you first told me what happened!
ReplyDeleteYes, there are other uses for cinnamon oil...they do not sell it specifically to burn your butt! LOL Depending on the type of cinnamon oil, you can cook with it or use it in potpourri. Guess that will teach you to ignore our emails...bet Ami remembers. ;)
Is your tushie still tender? *snicker*
Hugs and Blessings and giggles...
Cat
I still contend I didn't receive any darn email!
DeleteI think my tushie is fine now.
Maybe I will play it safe and make a potpourri. LOL
You were included on that email...how rude not to read the email that we were nice enough to include you on! ;)
DeleteDid I ever pretend I was perfect? LOL
DeleteOMG Minelle. I am laughing but can't imagine how burning hot your bum had to be. I love that instead of increasing it a drop or two at a time you immediately went to 15 to 20 drops.Talk about overkill. Were you trying to warm yourself up to get you through the deep freeze?
ReplyDeleteSo that I do not sound like a complete idiot....I have been reading about making lotions and soaps with essential oils and that is NOT too much for scent. However with cinnamon...I guess its different. Much to my chagrin!
DeleteACK I am VERY allergic to cinnamon AND ginger so ya know....no oil...no figging...and guess what I'm fine with that!
ReplyDeleteGuess you had Cinna Buns....bwahahaaaa!
Lol Wilma! The allergy serves you well!
DeleteYes, I had hot Cinna Buns!
Ouch! Ouch ouch! I have had many moments like that!
ReplyDeleteI remember a post...lol...therefore I am in good company...huh?
DeleteOuch! Ouch ouch! I have had many moments like that!
ReplyDeleteOh my friend...i can just see you running water over our 'bum'.....Guess at least it proves that your do not have 'granite butt'. Love Wilma's Cinna buns comment!
ReplyDeleteI have been telling people to stay warm.....guess you do not need that advice!
hugs abby
I definitely found out that I do not have a granite butt!!
DeleteYes on the cinna buns, and staying warm...Toooooooo warm!
*runs off to research this evil thing...*
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better. (this is the kind of information we should keep away from the spanking doms!!)
I LOVE your comment! *runs off to research this evil thing.....*
DeleteBe afraid...very.....afraid!! Yes keep this info away from spanking Doms!
And while you were cooling off your bum you couldn't talk a selfie? LOL, that would have been some video!
ReplyDelete*take
DeleteAre you kidding? LOL what a scary picture that would be!
DeletePlus I was shaking too much to hold a camera. Now maybe if hubby was in on the stunt....But no go there!
Omg seriously???? You put the oil on your bum?? By yourself??? Really?? Seriously??? Omg lmfao you are so funny hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThere is a lot I could write about this, but have to get ready for the school run, but I'm glad you managed to wash it off, not like the damn caps cream that gets worse with water lol
Stay out of trouble x
Yes I know.....BUT remember I thought it would be a warm tushie feeling. Not burning off my skin feeling......ouchie oww wa!!
DeleteNever using caps cream!
Cap cream is mild compared to cinnamon oil...at least in my experience. ;)
DeleteWith the risk of totally hijacking this post " sorry Minelle "
DeleteOmg it's worse?? Caps cream you can't remove, believe me, coming from the person who laid on her bed crying having a milked soaked towel across her backside, as oh Hohyone put too much of that evil cream on and yes, lady bits were harmed when I tried to remove it with water, which sort of made it run down to darker parts of my world lol
Oh Missy!!! Yikes! Yikes! The lady bits? Gosh my heart is palpitating here! Painful! I wonder if using an oil to cut the cream would help? I know that if I do not have the proper remover for oil paint I use oil.....it breaks it down.
DeleteHi Minelle, The thing that made me laugh the most is that you were doing all this alone, was this a practice run or something? And I am sorry but why did you leap to 15-20 drops from a couple? Sorry still giggling. Guess what I won't be rushing out to buy this morning?
ReplyDeletelove Jan.xx
Yes I know...sigh...alone...no practice run. I just thought it would be like a little warm heating pad. Do not understand my motivation either. And like I was saying above I thought it was like using essential oils for scent in lotions.
DeleteBELIEVE ME its different. DO NOT BUY!
We have used the caps cream, that was bad enough so no, don't you worry about me buying this , nope never. I am not reading this post to my hubby!
DeleteBrave woman to use caps cream! Do not read to hubs!
DeleteI warned you..and warned you...and warned you!
DeleteOMG Minelle, sorry but this is just too funny. I can just imagine you rushed to wash it off! Better hope your Scotsman doesn't decide this is a good idea either with, or in lieu of spanking!
ReplyDeleteI also love how you went from a couple of drops to 15-20. Cinna Buns indeed! LoL
Hugs,
Roz
I think I cured my Scotsman of using, by my own description of agony.I think he prefers his hand to my butt anyway! (me too)
DeleteI am about to go to my physio and have now just about undone all the good my weeks and weeks of exercises have done due to excessive laughter! The very thought of you on your hands and knees wiggling your butt under the taps!!! Would it not have been just ever so slightly sensible to have tried it out on the back of your hand first as you added more drops?! Glory be! And they call us the mad English! And "cinnabuns"! Hahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Ami
Now seriously Ms Ami! You need to keep your mirth at my expense under control! LOL
DeleteI do understand how the image of me on all fours would send you into fits!
I bet the back of my hand would not have showed the power of the CINNAMON!
Laughing, sorry. Somewhere between 1 or 2 drops and 25 is probably a sensible amount of heat inducing oil! Thanks for the experimentation.
ReplyDeletehugs
DF
Yes the things I do for this community! lol
Deletewhat shall I experiment with next? Wait do not answer that question...
oops...guess you learn from experience...sorry...glad you can find the humor and laugh at yourself :-) Hugs
ReplyDeleteI always laugh at myself. It is the best medicine for a crazy life!
Deletethe best learning comes from making mistakes!
15-20 drops??? After I told you only a few? After I warned you about the potency and...
ReplyDelete*sigh*
Minelles who don't listen to me deserve what they get!!
At least this time you will know exactly what the story feels like. :)
Hey! I believe you THINK you told me to be careful...or maybe I thought you said have at it!...lol
DeleteCould be I was too scattered to listen!
Minelle. Honey. Omg. What if that oil had gotten inside your lady parts while you were trying to wash it off?! Yikes.
ReplyDeleteWere you never tricked as a kid by another kid who gave you a toothpick soaked in cinnamon oil, then burned your tongue and lips when you put it in your mouth? Or made these yourself and gave them to unsuspecting friends? That was a standard prank back in our day. How did you avoid that? No matter, you managed to prank yourself with this - WITH a little help from your "friends!"
Give me a holler the next time you think you might try out a new idea you hear about from our ornery friends. We'll think it through together before possible implementation. ;-)
Ana and Cat: I love both of you dearly. You know I do. BUT...bad, bad girls! You are NOT allowed to have further unsupervised contact with our dear friend, Minelle. She is BUSY! You know she doesn't always have time to fully listen or pay close attention. You know this! What were you NOT thinking?!
Both of you, go find yourselves nice, quiet corners to contemplate the consequences of your lackadaisical attitudes toward Minelle's safety and comfort.
Cat, extra time to you for laughing at Minelle, scolding her, and teasing her!
Ana, it's double time for you, for trying to blame this entire incident on Minelle, and saying she deserved it! Tsk, tsk.
Move it, ladies. Now.
Sheesh. And... The rest of you who are poking fun at Minelle's mishap should be very ashamed of yourselves and apologize immediately. Don't you feel awful about laughing at her innocent mistake? I know I feel so terrible I have tears rolling down my face.
No, you do not hear laughter. Really. Almost none at all. Truly.
Okay, okay! Maybe I chuckled a little, but only about PK's wish for a selfie video! Fondles running off to research this evil thing - priceless! Willie's Cinna Buns! Sunny and the deep freeze remedy - lol! I'm waiting for Missy to come back after her bus run! Lol! ;-)
Giggle! Hugs!
Lol I'm back from the school run, but after having read your reply, I'm less inclined to share my thoughts on the matter haha
DeleteBut again, seriously?? You did all this to yourself??
I have to agree with you though Irishy, those responsible for this should be disciplined and taught the importance of playing nice :)
Ok I'm going before I get in trouble myself, but this post has certainly made my day :)
Lol, Missy! This was all in good fun, totally tongue-in-cheek (but don't tell Ana or Cat until after they serve their corner time, okay?)! ;-)
DeleteLol Irishy, since no lady bits were harmed in the process, I'd say all is fair in love and war haha
DeleteSnort! Tell that to Minelle's fiery bottom! ;-)
DeleteIrishey. I have never heard of the tooth pick trick! Never!
DeleteI will holler my friend...saying....will I be stupid here if I......lol
You were not laughing overly much now were you?? I have to share that I still giggle when I think how fast I got my A** under that faucet of cool water and soap!! Sigh...
Missy I am glad I made your day...*smile* And thanks be that no lady bits were harmed......shudder!
Irishey! She was included in the original email chain and then warned in writing and verbally. It is not our fault if she ignores us! On top of that...if someone tells you not to use something without gloves and even gives you the gloves...doesn't that 'tell' you something? Good grief! Oh and I am not going to the corner! *stomp*
DeleteGet in that corner if Irishey sends you!! No stomping! Irishey tell her!
DeleteI thought the gloves were so I wouldn't accidentally touch my eyes...hmph!
I have used cinnamon body scrubs and never had the same result ms Cat!!.
HA! You can 'tell' me to go to the corner all you want...not going! And I will stomp if I wanna! *stomp stomp stomp*
DeleteOh and cinnamon scents are different from pure cinnamon oil! Ms Minelle! Maybe you need to meet with your Scotsman and his new toy. ;)
You mean the lovely art supply you sent us???? LOL
DeleteNo ms smarty...the 'gift' that was given to the Scotsman to use on you! ;)
DeleteJust seeing if you were paying attention! LOL
DeleteSuch a thoughtful friend you are to my darling Scotsman!
*Smile*
Oh, yes indeed, Minelle. We shall team up to ensure we don't accidentally miss phantom advice.
DeleteCat! Rotflmbo! You stomped. You stomped away from the corner. Omg. Lol! Add one more infraction.
Stop stomping! You could reinjure yourself! Good gravy, behave yourself.
Well, this chain and glove business (kinky) is all hearsay to me. No evidence. No proof. Adding more violations to your sentence, my dear. Hugs!
Oh Irishey I adore you! You certainly know how to pick up on the guilty culprit!!
DeleteHa! The 'guilty culprit' is Ms Minelle for not paying attention! *stomp stomp stomp* and *stomp* again! :D
DeleteEnough stomping already! You're going to hurt yourself. Besides, temper tantrums do not become you. But wet still love you, Cat! Hugs.... :-)
DeleteMs. Minelle was warned repeatedly, and she chose not to pay attention. That's your own fault, my dear. I'd say you got no more than you deserved, and maybe next time you will listen more carefully. Dear. :D
DeleteI can't hear you ANA!!
DeleteOh my! I admit to laughing too about the part where you were under the faucet but still I wouldn't wish that on anyone! Glad your bits were safe!!!
ReplyDeletehugs
sara :)
Oh yes it was a comedy scene for sure...LOLOLOLOL.
DeleteI am protective of those lady bits....mind you!
SM whispered in my ear last night that I forgot to order some warming oil. Um, yeah... I not only forgot I didn't even remember the conversation until he went over it again from the beginning. Guess I will order it today but I will not mistakenly order cinnamon oil!!! :)
DeleteOMG! I could totally see myself doing something like that, to see if it would be something i might want to hide from the Hohy one!! Glad no lady bits were harmed and you were able to get it off!!
ReplyDeleteWell let me tell you...HIDE IT FROM THE HOHY ONE!
DeleteYes the bits are safe!
LOL. Noodlehead.
ReplyDeleteHey, it makes me wonder what peppermint or spearmint might be like. How about if I send you some and you can do all the testing. Maybe they would be cool and comfy. :)
Well....ahem....someone suggested a peppermint body scrub. I did try that and it does feel cool. NOT on the face though....
DeleteI am definitely a noodleheaded kooky woman at times!
LOL.....just found your blog, Minelle. I could totally see myself doing something like this. Do let us know of any other experiments you might be thinking of trying!
ReplyDeleteSadie
Great comment, charming Sadie!
DeleteYea, Minelle! Look! We now have a screening team. Sadie will help us look out for tricksters. ;-)
Oh....I think my experimenting days may be done....lol...well maybe not. However I will touch base with my helpful ladies first! Screening team on call!!
DeleteWhen I see you have a new post I always try to stop by...because I just never know what on earth you might be up to.
ReplyDeleteI may never be able to think of cinnamon in any form the same way again. :)
Oh Celeste...I know...what was I thinking? I am thinking what other uses my cinnamon will have!....Hmmmm maybe a little prank with the one I love....????
DeleteI am just kidding everyone!! LOL
Oh no, Minelle! LOL! I am crying here! I'm sorry you went through this, but oh my! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteJust for future reference, honey or buttermilk are supposed to take the oil off your skin faster. I don't recommend a second round of experimentation, but if you're inclined you should try peppermint oil. You'll walk around the rest of the day smelling like a candy cane, but the burn is nowhere near as intense and doesn't last as long. Unless, of course, you accidentally apply it to your, er, naughty parts. I seriously don't recommend that.
Hmmmm....honey? I have plenty of that just now......
DeleteActually I did try the peppermint oil body scrub. No I did not put the oil on my bum. LOL
I am not inclined to do any experimentation just yet! Ohhhhh golly nothing on the naughty parts.....shudder.......!Yikes!
Too funny. Won't be trying that here anytime soon. Now we know.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Won't be trying that here anytime soon. Now we know.
ReplyDeleteI would say you are a smart lady, then!
DeleteI ❤️this post and giggled while reading it and all the comments. Trying to stifle the giggles as it is ungodly early here. I love how you are so careful to use gloves but then jump full on in. I also have cinnamon essential oil that I use in massage oil lovely smell and just enough to warm up the body. I actually thought when I heard mention of this that is was meant for the bits to create a lovely little tingle like a product called on that heats you up and oh is just delightful...I actually almost tried the cinnamon oil on my bits twice but was thankfully lazy and in the heat of play didn't want to walk down the hall to the other bathroom where I keep my essential oils. I am so handful for my laziness omg I can only imagine if your backside was on fire how more poor bits would of fared.
ReplyDeletesassytwatter
Oh gosh the bits??? Well you are brave to even think about that!
DeleteYes experimentation here was a fail, however someone can try a milder formula and let us know. Maybe it will be you?
LOL LOL I am dying from laughing so hard wow talk about 0 to 60 in seconds lol you went from 2 drops to 15/20 that was a hugh leap There is a bright side you didn't have to sit on a ice pack for hours to stop the burn........Angel
ReplyDeleteNo-- gosh...ice packs! LOL...the ice water didn't do any good!
Deletezoom! 0-60 for sure!
Can't say I known anything about cinnamon oil but after reading this I'll stay away. Good grief Minelle, you find certainly have somemofmthe wildest experiences out there, LOL! Thanks for the belly laugh, Clara
ReplyDeleteThe impulsive Minelle has the crazy experiences...LOL
DeleteI am glad you could learn from my mistakes!
I am super late to the party here....trying to catch up on blog reading. This gave me a good laugh....you poor thing! Who woulda thought it would hurt that bad? Yikes! Hope things are cooled off by now. I probably would have ran outside and sat in all the snow we have had! LOL
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