Spanked On The Dance Floor!

                                  

Well swats…Really!

I know when life is getting too busy for me!

It is often when I start screwing up. (Like when I wear clothes inside-out) I forget important commitments, never people, but activities or crucial promises of my time.

Each day begins at the crack of dawn…and I am pulled many ways….like everyone else I know-- but….

Sometimes….

Maybe I forget to teach my night class…Yep happened twice in the not too distant past! ( To be honest the students cancelled twice on me so these were add-ons)

Maybe I forget to contact someone to fire the kiln at a class I teach. (Sigh) My day is so packed this happens often, and then it is too late to fix the problem.

I have to use my own money to order supplies because my time is so limited I need to hurry and get it immediately, instead of anticipating my needs…Therefore I need to wait for reimbursement…(If I do not misplace the receipt)

And….maybe I don’t want to take the car in to have the fluids topped off because that is his job…..So I drive without wind shield wiper fluid… Not again…. I know it is DANGEROUS…LOL

So to get to the point…My Scotsman always swats and tosses me over his knee when I am snarky…etc. But often the stress is still there! Surprised?

Friday we were going to meet a couple to have dinner and drinks at an Irish pub. Entertainment and dancing were on the agenda! So were TWO Martinis! Ahem….After one drink before food my guy noticed my…FIESTINESS! I was just relaxing and feeling GOOD! 

Dinner was ordered…..and I ordered another Martini….I think this is where he threatened to turn me over his knee right then and there…smiling with a "certain" look in his eye.

I said… “No you won’t” 

He said, “You taking bravery pills?”

I smiled…..Yes I did…nicely though….

We ate dinner and I nursed my second Martini. (see?)

The music began and I was bursting to dance. (Stress relief..here I come) We made our way to the floor. He took my right hand and grasped it up near his shoulder, his right arm around my waist and a hand on my back.

The song was one that many may dance alone or close together! I wanted to (and did) wiggle (To the faster beat) against his slower LEAD (to the slower beat).

He whispered, “Come closer and slow down…, let me set the pace.”

I didn’t really listen….No I wasn't hearing him...

SMACK! His hand came down on my bottom! 

Holy cow! I looked up and around! No one seemed shocked!

Sheesh! I was red faced and maybe slowed down immediately!

He always surprises me!

We finished our dance in harmony!