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Saturday, January 30, 2016
A broken bed!
Saturday mornings are lovely when my Scotsman is home. We get to sleep late and just veg out. Neither one of us is into pressuring each other to begin cleaning, running errands or shopping!
We both have our coffee routines. I love using a coffee press with organic French Roast whereas he buys a coffee shop brand. Whomever is up first lets the dogs out and begins the morning.
I am often on my phone perusing blogs, stories or FB while watching cooking shows. He is watching soccer on the computer or on his phone!
It is nice to have this time. However as the morning gets later we often start our day and may have some obligations.
His mom gets up later, after we have been up a while....
This is often the time MY GUY frequently begins getting amorous!
Seriously! :)
A few months ago his mom had slipped back into bed after having tea and toast. We were sitting next to one another on the longer of our couches. I think I was being a bit cheeky and slightly intense. Nothing really bad, more fun teasing. Some time went bye and all of a sudden.......
My Scotsman pulled me across his knees. I was in my pjs as was he. He started spanking. Not really hard, but firmly. I turned and said, " why are you spanking me?" He replied, "Just because!"
Then he started rubbing as well as spanking and pulled me up saying......"Right lets go into the bedroom!" :))
I said...."Why?" Now---- I knew WHY, but I played dumb!
He pushed me down the hall guiding me quickly. The door closed behind me and the lock was pushed. I was nervous since his mom was awake....MAYBE, and our son's room is below us!
I said, "what are we doing?" He said, "get over that bed" as he laid me over the edge......
Spanking began with renewed vigor, and we both felt it was a bit loud. It makes us nervous that we will be discovered! However I need not have worried, YET!
THE LOUD PART!
He was READY for some other loving!
Clothes were magically removed or pushed out of the way!
Position was ahem.....not completely on the bed, at least for him.
ALL OF A SUDDEN.....WE heard a loud crack! OOPS!
Our eyes met over the close position!
We heard a couple planks fall under the bed.
Ugh.....we whispered.... saying, "So LOUD!"
ACTIVE MOVEMENT STOPPED!
Our thoughts ran to our son in the basement waking, and his MOM walking to our door, jiggling the knob, and asking if we were okay!
NEXT, the dogs began to bark at our door!
NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
I said, "FINISH!"
LOL!
YES I DID!
As he began those MOVEMENTS again......
MORE PLANKS FELL.....
THEN
The BED
COMPLETELY COLLAPSED!
Thanks for reading!
Minelle
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Welcome to the 'broke the bed' club! What a fun way to start the day...at least most of it was..
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Hi abby, I do enjoy our Saturday mornings, even with a broken bed! This Saturday had an extra adrenaline pump!
DeleteDidn't think you'd still have to sneak around as adult did you. I've found children much more observant than my parents would ever have been. As long as the cat or dog wasn't under the bed, no harm. You do lead an adventurous life!
ReplyDeleteHi PK, those adult kids are way too observant! (Little Scottish woman can be UN-observant)
DeleteI think I am ready for less adventure these days!
Oh Minelle, this is so funny. I can't believe you still have to keep quiet in your own home. Life is so unfair!!
ReplyDeletelove Jan,xx
Hi Jan, sigh....life can be a bit of crazy these days! Oh who am I kidding all my born days have been crazy! We like to wait until his mom is asleep! LOL
DeleteLoL Minelle, you certainly started the day with a bang lol (sorry, couldn't help myself). And we thought sneaking around was just for teens, sigh.
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Roz
Hi Roz, what a shock that bang was! My teens never snuck around! However this mom has done more sneaking since she turned 50+!!
DeleteOMG Minelle - only you. This is hysterical. You should write a book with all of the real life things that happen to you.
ReplyDeleteHi Sunny, I could never write about my experiences...although my sisters and I have considered it regarding the crazy stuff that happens to all of us! WHY? LOL. Guess we attract nutty!
DeleteI've still got young teens in the house, but was looking forward to more carefree days in a few years - don't tell me it's just a dream!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe've never broken the bed, but the cast iron leg of the bed did go through our floor board!
Hi Janey, hmmmm I don't want to scare you...my life always gets busier as I grow older!!
DeleteHow in the world did a cast iron leg go through your floor board??
OMG Minelle breaking the bed is hilarious. Must be hard having to sneak around still with your Scotsman. Nice Saturday morning though.
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy
Hi Lindy, yep it can be frustrating not having privacy! I never thought we'd have to sneak and be quiet now!
DeleteLoL, I love this. It sounds like you had an awesome Saturday, and the bed proves it! :) Sorry about the commotion that followed, but the 'Finish!' is too funny in that moment. :)
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Nina
Hi Nina, how are you all doing? I hope you are allowing your body to heal, and enjoying the wee ones?
DeleteThe finish was comical! But I am sure you understood the frustration!
Sorry, Minelle, but you are such a dork. Loveable, but a dork.
ReplyDeleteMany hugs
Ami
sometimes you just have to laugh :-) glad you got to finish ;-) Hugs
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