A broken bed!

Saturday mornings are lovely when my Scotsman is home. We get to sleep late and just veg out. Neither one of us is into pressuring each other to begin cleaning, running errands or shopping!

We both have our coffee routines. I love using a coffee press with organic French Roast whereas he buys a coffee shop brand.  Whomever is up first lets the dogs out and begins the morning.

I am often on my phone perusing blogs, stories or FB while watching cooking shows. He is watching soccer on the computer or on his phone! 

It is nice to have this time. However as the morning gets later we often start our day and may have some obligations. 

His mom gets up later, after we have been up a while....

This is often the time MY GUY frequently begins getting amorous!

Seriously! :)

A few months ago his mom had slipped back into bed after having tea and toast.  We were sitting next to one another on the longer of our couches. I think I was being a bit cheeky and slightly intense. Nothing really bad, more fun teasing. Some time went bye and all of a sudden.......

My Scotsman pulled me across his knees. I was in my pjs as was he. He started spanking. Not really hard, but firmly. I turned and said, " why are you spanking me?" He replied, "Just because!"

Then he started rubbing as well as spanking and pulled me up saying......"Right lets go into the bedroom!" :))

I said...."Why?"  Now---- I knew WHY, but I played dumb!

He pushed me down the hall guiding me quickly. The door closed behind me and the lock was pushed. I was nervous since his mom was awake....MAYBE, and our son's room is below us!

I said, "what are we doing?" He said, "get over that bed" as he laid me over the edge......

Spanking began with renewed vigor, and we both felt it was a bit loud. It makes us nervous that we will be discovered! However I need not have worried, YET! 

THE LOUD PART!

He was READY for some other loving!

Clothes were magically removed or pushed out of the way!

Position was ahem.....not completely on the bed, at least for him.

ALL OF A SUDDEN.....WE heard a loud crack! OOPS!

Our eyes met over the close position!

We heard a couple planks fall under the bed.

Ugh.....we whispered.... saying, "So LOUD!"

ACTIVE MOVEMENT STOPPED!

Our thoughts ran to our son in the basement waking, and his MOM walking to our door, jiggling the knob, and asking if we were okay!

NEXT, the dogs began to bark at our door!

 NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

I said, "FINISH!" 

LOL! 

YES I DID! 

As he began those MOVEMENTS again......

MORE PLANKS FELL.....

THEN

The BED

COMPLETELY COLLAPSED!  



Thanks for reading!

Minelle