Well I did
it again. Remember the post about me ‘outing myself’ and being across a certain
lap
My Scotsman’s to be exact.
Now to be
perfectly honest I never intended this newest conversation to happen.
We often get
together with some longtime friends.
There is
always plenty of food…ahem…drink…and often heated discussions.
I actually suggested that someone
(yes, the Scotsman) nudge me if I became too verbose, or started discussing the
merits of say… “Fun spanking.”
On this
particular evening I was not in the mood for any heated discussions. Absolutely
not. As a matter of fact… I informed
everyone I was not inclined to get into any political, educational, or religious
debates.
Maybe I was
in a bit of a mood. A bantering mood!
I had a
couple of glasses of wine and relaxed… We ate and drank, laughed, argued and talked
continuously.
Isn’t that what we do with our good friends?
Here’s where
things get foggy. Well not completely. Sigh….
Red faced
Minelle.
I walked
into the kitchen with my friend who has known me for 38 years. He has been like
a big brother to me many times. We have weathered many a storm with each other.
I do not
even know how it came up…he said something about me and spanking…I said, “like
you haven’t threatened my backside many times.”
He said, “yes
I have threatened.” (Way-- way in the past…He has actually swatted. Of course I
reacted and smacked him back- We were young.)
I finished
with, “Well my Scotsman follows through.” YES….I said that.
I then
realized exactly what I said and walked out to my guy. I sat on a chair and
said. “I just said something I shouldn’t have; please take this wine from me.”
My darling
didn’t bat an eye, and came and took the wine.
He actually
could care less what I said. It doesn’t faze him at all.
The rest of
the evening is a blur….But I do know that no one was remotely interested.
I guess good friends aren't easily shocked! LOL
I don't think it's your face that should be red, young lady! lol.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling that said Scotsman probably doesn't follow through nearly as much as Mrs. Scotsman needs it.
I hope that said Scotsman DID follow through. Later.
No comment from Ms. Anna's peanut gallery. His 'fun' follow throughs are good enough for me!
DeleteHe may have...lol
Ana I mean...sheesh!
DeleteMade me giggle! My Hoh always seems quite calm when I inadvertantly say something I shouldn't as well! quiet_sara
ReplyDeleteWelcome quiet_sara! I think the key to not shocking anyone is acting like it is no big deal. Right? *Smile*
DeleteROFLMBO! Definitely not shocked but do agree with Ana...your Scotsman needs to redden your rear and restrict that drinking! ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh.
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat
Weeeellll! He says there is a tone in my voice...ahem...then he knows to pay attention.
DeleteYou- and many others think he should redden my rear on a regular basis!
I think I need to start drinking wine! Love it and Ana's right!
ReplyDeleteWell maybe we can make that happen 'together' in the not to distant future!
DeleteHey! Ana is right? What did you say?
I'm right! I'm right! See, everyone else agrees. :D
ReplyDeleteCurrent wisdom be darned!
DeleteThat's awesome!! I think it's great that you are comfortable enough (with a little wine) to admit to a little spanky panky.
ReplyDeleteThat is the operative word Renee...with a little wine.
DeleteIt was many years before I had a glass or two again...so now...words flow.
Well I read this twice and chuckled both times. Sometimes our friends know us well and when to leave well enough alone.
ReplyDeleteI was cracking up reading your comment. So true! My friend left well enough alone!
DeleteI say the next soiree you attend, bring a variety of cheese on one of Blondie's paddles...keep them guessing! Perhaps exaggerate difficulty sitting.
ReplyDeleteOh man I think that would be so funny! Dare I bring Blondie's lovely paddle?
DeleteOmigoodness, Minelle! I am glad that I don't drink! I could get i lots of trouble.....well, actually not, Ward would think it was funny :-p
ReplyDelete(((hugs)))
See...that's right- it is funny! Course it's has to be a good crowd. Just think what would happen with a little lessening of inhibitions!
DeleteGood friends know when to leave well enough alone.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of wine do you drink? I think I should stay away from it.
I will have to tell you the name of the wine in private- since...oh well Menage et trois...or any red.
DeleteNo don't stay away from it, we could have fun!
LOL! What great friends you have. I really like Wilma's idea...bring your own little pillow to sit on. ;)
ReplyDeleteActually I would be brave enough to joke like that with a couple...maybe!
DeleteSorry but I had to laugh. I wished I could seen your face. He probably already knew your Scotsman followed through:)
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
I think you are right, given he had threatened so many times as well. Good friends.
DeleteShoot! LOL. I'm glad it didn't even phase your Scotsman. I've had an old friend offer MM a wooden spoon and I know she was joking, but heck, was she joking. It's all very disconcerting when it happens!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think those that joke...REALLY mean it! So yep- disconcerting, or not?
DeleteOne must be careful with the wine- thats for sure! never know what might come blurting out! Funny how that didn't phase your Scotsman, Minelle! :).
ReplyDeleteA couple of weeks ago or so, Rob came home from work and asked me what I had said to one of our good friends. I asked why and he showed me a text that he got that said to just spank me and then forgive, and bring me out to this place that we all go out to every week. I had told our friend, jokingly that I had been pestering about going out and wasn't sure that we'd make it that night. A little while after we got there he actually asked if Rob had spanked me! I jokingly thanked him for throwing me under the bus, and felt my face get flushed! And yes I'd had wine too! WOW! LOL! Hugs Minelle- and be careful!
<3 Katie
OMG! See like I said to Susie, I bet they mean it. They could be testing the conversation waters....! That wine gets us in trouble all the time!
DeleteLoL Minelle, good friends know when to leave things alone. Just as well your Scotsman didn't bat an eyelid ... or is it? .. maybe Ana and co are right? :)
ReplyDeleteI love Wilma's idea. Wonder if your Scotsman would be fazed by that? LoL
Hugs,
Roz
Well ana and co definitely suggest it enough! I am not sure I will have to ask him what he thinks about me sporting a 'sit upon' pillow!
DeleteSounds like good friends :-) It's a good thing I don't drink... Hugs, Terps
ReplyDeleteWell Terps you can do it without the alcohol..right? Shock the socks off of someone!
DeleteSounds like me wasn't too surprised! lol
ReplyDeleteNo NOT surprised. Maybe I should wonder why he wasn't surprised?
DeleteI must be a good friend. I'm not a bit shocked.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, I'm not even surprised!
Oh well, a bit surprised maybe, that I have to say this:
"Ana is right!"
You too Bas...I guess it is official then!
DeleteAs to Ana being right...hmmm...do we really want to encourage her?
Minelle,
ReplyDeleteYou didn't! But I guess that you did. Naughty wine. Let's blame the wine.
Elisa Xo
I am definitely going with the wine...I wonder what would happen if I had a Martini?
DeleteGood grief Minelle! Remind me to have my lips sewn together first thing tomorrow! If I even suggested anything like that Starman would have my arm up my back and I would be borrowing your heavy wooden item of correction!!! Tell me what the wine was called, and I will avoid that make like the plague!
ReplyDeleteMany hugs
Ami
My heavy wooden item of correction? LOL. Talk to Blondie!
ReplyDeleteI have already told you the wine I enjoy. Did you forget? lol
Well....these things happen, Minelle, especially where wine is involved. Your Scotsman was very cool about it, though - I like that.
ReplyDeletehugs
lillie
Yea, he is pretty tolerant of my impulsive nature at times!
DeleteThat wine really gets me in trouble. LOL