I just wanted to touch base with all of you!
Before I tell you a very funny Tidbit, I would like to express my sincere thanks to those of you who have reached out to touch base and check in with me! Life here continues with challenges. But we are doing okay!
Now a little funny to let you know how I love to push some buttons with people!
My mil has a nurse visit her twice a week. She is such a wonderful lady. Close to my age but younger.....and shares my name! LOL. I must admit that our family is easy to visit. We are not typical in our welcome I guess. We laugh and are very adaptable and easy going. Characters all--are we!
The afternoon prior to the nurses visit I brought a cup of tea into our living room, made perfectly. I placed it on our wooden coffee table where upon, my feet found comfort and I promptly kicked over my cup, spilling the hot liquid all across the wood. My Scotsman thought I wasn't paying attention, likely (in his mind) ;) thinking I was attached to my phone! (NOT I --snort!) I mopped up the mess but it didn't look nice....you know what happens....I figured I'd work on it another day! I must admit I push his buttons here since he wants me to use a coaster and I resist!
The next day when I arrived home from work Our friendly nurse was there. She smiled and we spoke about the results of her visit. She said I cleaned up good which made my evening!
I'm not really sure how we began talking about my Scotsman, however the conversation turned to us. She remarked in a cute conspiratorial manner that I wouldn't believe what he said....I THOUGHT it was going to be how kind and solicitous he was to me....And how loving we appeared. I looked at him ready to smile sweetly!
She then tells me how he's been grumbling most of her visit about how I spilled the tea all over the coffee table! He was waxing it and trying to get that weird milky sheen off it. I look at her laughing and she jokingly asks me , "do you feel safe? I cheekily respond.....Of Course.....what do you mean?" Wherein she says, "does he hit you?
Soooooooo I say......wait for it...........
"NOT UNLESS I WANT HIM TO!"
I thought she was going to choke! She laughed and joked TMI! Saying she hears enough sex info with her 80 year olds.
So walking her out I teasingly tell her my Scotsman and I have to be quiet since we have very little privacy!
Then she turns and says, "well ----you should get a ball and gag!!!"
Yep, I laughed and said see you next time!
On a real spanking note, my guy does find time to impress me with goofy and some pointed reminders when he wishes to reign me in.
We are lucky just now to be able to spend time with each other in a relaxing manner!
Thanks for reading,
Minelle
LoL Minelle, that is too funny, and brave of you to say that lol. Hmm, seems she knows something about spanking and BDSM lol. Her comment about getting enough sex information from her 80 year olds cracked me up.
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Roz
Hi Roz, Yea I think she must know something! Wonder if we will continue bantering a bit?
DeleteLOL....not sure I would have had the nerve....but good for you.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Hi Abby, You know I never plan on saying half the stuff I do! Just glad I didn't share with the wrong people!
DeleteJust can't tell you how happy it made me to see your blog name pop up at the top of my list, Minelle! We do all miss you.
ReplyDeleteAs a part of my work at a large medical facility, I interview women in the process of taking a quick medical history. One day I was asking the question "Are you sexually active?" and I had a lovely 82 year old woman answered me, "No, but do you know anybody?" I just had to give her a hug!
Big Hugs From Ella
Hi Ella! Thank You! I hope I am that interested when I am 80 plus!
DeleteSo good to see you here! I love the way you and this nurse talked. She definitely knew some about BDSM if she was talking about ball gags. Your answer to her question was priceless!
ReplyDeleteElla, I love you little ladies answer too.
Hi PK, I think she knew plenty if she said Ball and Gag!! I just love being cheeky sometimes!
DeleteMinelle,
ReplyDeleteGood to hear from you here in blog land. You gave the golden answer for sure.
Meredith
Hi Mere, thanks! Yep it is the golden answer! However I'm glad it made her comment back!
DeleteAlways glad to see you here. Only you could come up with an answer like that - still laughing.
ReplyDeleteHey there Sunny! Me and my impulsive mouth! I can't even use alcohol as an excuse! Glad I made you laugh!
DeleteSo good to see you pop up Minelle. I do love that nurse. I have to agree with SG, only you.
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Ronnie
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Hi Ronnie, sometimes I feel like smacking myself! LOL
DeleteThe words just spark out of my mouth!
LoL, that was funny. She sounds like a nice nurse, but I surely would not have come up with your reply. However she seems well-informed and could have a point with the ball gag. :)
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Nina
Hi Ni Na! She may have a point....lol, not sure I would do it though! I guess I would turn up the fans and other noises first!
DeleteGood answers, Minelle! That nurse sounds like she fits right in to your crew. So when are you going shopping? ;)
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings...Cat
Hey ya Cat, Yea she fits right in! She is sweet but quite a character! Me use one? When have I ever volunteered to willingly prevent myself from communicating? Course maybe the man would insist?.....
DeleteI don't think if anyone asks me "does he hit you" I would be able to answer them truthfully. There's so much in the media about "abuse" that I'd be really wary. good on you tho, that you thought of the perfect answer! I shall keep that in mind.
ReplyDeleteHi Fondles, I don't always plan those kinds of responses. It's as if it was pushing to come out of my mouth! It turned out fine. I think most people look at how you say things, not what you say.
DeleteI love your interactions with the nurse. Nice to see you here. Hope you find some lovely relaxation! Hugs to you! :-)
ReplyDeleteHi ya Terps, the nurse is so good! She's knowledgeable and has a fun sense of humor! Trying to rest. Only a few more days before work.
DeleteThis cracked me up Minelle, the nurse sounds great.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you're doing okay, despite the challenges.
Rosie xx
Hi Rosie, I feel like I need to enjoy life during challenging times! It makes for a fun laugh! She's a great nurse!
ReplyDeleteMinelle that nurse sounds funny referring to ball gags. Loved your answer to her. Hope you are alright?
ReplyDeleteHugs Lindy