My Turn at Ella's Meme!!

Our very own Ella's Creatively penned Meme!

1. Take a look at the walls in your home.  Which picture/object is your favorite and why?  Bonus points if you post a picture!
If we are speaking of photographs, then I choose pictures of my Scotsman and our children! I adore the ones when they were wee mites! If you mean paintings or such than it is much harder to choose! I have pictures of my art work all over our house so it is hard to choose since all my work is part of me. Wait! I have a friend who sent me a picture and I look at it every day! See below a beautiful picture from Cat! 

2.  What is/are your favorite perfume(s)? I love Ysatis, and Pleasures.

When I was in my mid 20s I backpacked around Ireland, England, Wales, Scotland and France. When we were in France we went to a perfume store and purchased a memory perfume as a souvenir. I chose Ysatis. My Scotsman still loves that perfume, since it was the scent I wore when we met. 

 3.  How many pairs of shoes do you own?  Have you ever hidden new shoes from your spouse? Shoes are not my passion. I do like them of course! I always like boots in the winter and have several pair. In the summer I wear a few favorite shoes for summer and dress. I guess I have around 25 pair. No I have never hidden shoes. Other things....?

4.  Snacks - Sweet, Salty, or Both?  If you could choose 1 snack, and it magically had no calories, what would it be? Salty is probably my worst temptation. I love good tortilla chips with guacamole and salsa. However if there are flaming hot Cheetos in the house I will eat the whole bag!!

5.  What are your favorite cut flowers? My FAVORITE flowers are Lilacs and Lily of the Valley.

6.  Without using a real name, describe one person in your life with whom you have a hard time being patient. I think I am a very patient person most of the time...HOWEVER....my bosses come to mind!

7.  What food do you love that your spouse hates?  What food does your spouse love that is "yecch" to you?  I love Indian food and my Scotsman isn't as keen on it. I do not like the idea of Black Pudding, (Blood Sausage to me) and my Scotsman would travel far and wide to imbibe!

8.  What is a song you associate with meeting your honey? Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order. We danced to that song so much in our early years. I know we would still bounce on a dance floor if we both heard it!

9.  Do you have a favorite movie that you like to watch every few months or once a year? If I see McLintock, I watch it! However I love Mama Mia and hubby and I watch My big Fat Greek Wedding over and over! He says It reminds him of my family! LOL

10.  What collection(s) do you have?  How did your collection start?  (Add a picture if you like.) I love Christmas ornaments.....

11.  Where would you like to go on your next vacation?  Is there somewhere else on your Bucket List? It goes without saying that we would love to visit Scotland again.  My Scotsman would love to go to Australia and I would love to make that happen! Our dream is to retire and travel like our very own Sunny in an RV across America!

12.  If you could only buy clothes at one store, at what store would you shop? Sheesh this is hard. I guess it would have to be a store where I could buy decent clothes at a reduced price....

13.  What gift(s) from your spouse have been the most loved and appreciated? The gift of his love comes to mind first. From that love our children. He is the most loving man and is never embarrassed to express it and have tears come to his eyes when conveying his love for me. He is a big burly guy and I feel blessed.

14. Name one item of your spouse's clothing that you would love to throw away. His grass cutting shoes!

15.  What is the submissive action (or inaction) of which you are most proud?  Gah! I was scared to answer this question since I fail miserably keeping my mouth shut! I am quite the self righteous wife at times. I am a terrible back seat driver. That alone has earned me dire threats upon my backside and smacks galore.....However a friend reminded me that being submissive can be actions shown to express your love without conflict.   

I love to cook serve my guy his meals all day long. He is a great sous chef, but DOES NOT COOK AT ALL.  I know it is very traditional but it truly is my pleasure! 

Thank You Ella!! 

Thanks for reading!

Minelle 

Menopause = Bravery Pills

I thought I was in menopause a few years back. I would love to smack that woman and laugh at her THEN idea of this .......


IN REALITY

Cataclysmic Event!  

Most of the time I am pretty respectful and kind.
I love my husband and enjoy being around him. Seriously. I know I am a bit high strung and feisty. However, in the last few months menopause has caused me to take what my Scotsman refers to as BRAVERY PILLS.  Ahem...yes....yes I do test the waters and often JUMP RIGHT IN! 

Lately though, I do not just put my big toe in.....Nope, this lady takes a giant running leap and 'cannon balls' right on in!

Let me interject a moment....Sometimes  my man can drive me bonkers. He doesn't always do what I think he should. Nor does he always pay attention when.... I BELIEVE he SHOULD!

Just so you get a clear picture.....
Recently I was upset with what I perceived was indifference to something I had fretted over. He did not walk in from work and immediately ask me what happened.....(terrible huh?)

I saw that as a testament of his lack of connection to my life. 

See where this is going? 

We had words... but he began asking the right questions.

The pills I had just popped..(Bravery)..allowed me to thwart his every attempt at being supportive (EVEN IF A BIT LATE)

I just remained on my phone....after he TOLD me to get off my phone--- and later he ordered me to... 

GIVE him said phone.

 I said 'NO.'

Well, he was not happy. He confiscated my phone and also smacked my behind. He did give me my phone back.

Forward wind...another time.....

He made a phone call to accept a dinner engagement...that was misunderstood. 

I DID NOT WANT HIM TO CALL..... I thought it was too late...to go for the specified time. We had been invited but were going to get an update as to time etc.....it didn't come....so I didn't want to embarrass this person.

He called and said, "all is well, no problem going!"

Now my oldest child ego took a handful of those 'Bravery Pills' POPPED  them and loudly proclaimed my annoyance.  

That was bad enough.....

However a side effect of those pills was me....

Wagging my finger and scrunching my red face at a shocked hubby. 

I was a little too close and Over I went across my Scotsman's Knees. He was just a TAD upset. My lower legs actually went up trying to protect my bum.... He quite determinedly said to put them down....After a bit, he could hear a smile begin to break as I realized my menopausal craziness and he let me up.

We had a lovely dinner! (Smile)

Now on to tonight....I came home from work. I was exhausted. He had been working in and outside the entire day. I took a nap all sweet and angelic.

Waking up I downed the entire bottle of 'Bravery pills' and cooking dinner began a snarky encounter with my man.  He was trying to be goofy and jokey....I was in the mood to poke the beast.

Maybe I OD'd on those pills because I responded to his threat of spanking with rolled eyes and.....

Crazy menopausal me...said, 'NO YOU WON'T.'

Things happened a bit fast.....LOL.

I was frog marched to our bedroom and upside down in seconds flat. He was slightly upset. Actually said HIS HAND hurt! Hmmmmmm.... I think my bottom was the loser in that encounter.  

The funny thing is.....We are absolutely fine! The spanking (s) helped as always. I know most of you get much harder spankings.....But when my Scotsman 'skelps' my behind, It rights my mood. He also feels better. 

However I am not refilling those Bravery Pills soon... :-)

Thanks for reading,

Minelle 

 

Three Naughty Ladies!!

I received a terse text message from our dear friend Sunny today, she said, “Send cash! 

BAIL MONEY to be exact!”

I tried to laugh it off making light of their JOKE. 

LOL! I typed!!

The response I received let me know they were waiting for me to understand!

Katie said they didn’t have a get out of jail free card!

Seriously?? I texted my response to PK.

UGH OH!!

It seems as though our three miscreants have gotten themselves into a bit of trouble.

I thought they were just going to be lazy and lie on the beach soaking up the sun!

It would appear that our ladies attract trouble everywhere they go!

Everyone knew their room was the party room.

I think it may have been PK who first suggested the midnight swim, picking the pool lock……and bringing the liquor! Music blaring they were the pied pipers of fun!

Later, Sunny may have rallied a small crowd to dance on the tables in the hotel bar….. Cowboy boots kicking up a storm she encouraged a new level of fun!

However our Katie may have begun a bar fight…. She jumped on the back of a stranger who dared to swing at her friends! Somehow she ended up behind the bar ….ducking in the face of thrown tables and chairs…..

Sunny, PK and Katie were quite formidable but……

All three of them ended up here…….

I think their paddles will be well used…….

Unfortunately……or not….their bottoms may look like this!

They better tell US the whole story!!

Thanks for reading,

Minelle

See......Anticlamatic!

I know all of you expect that I am going to tell you a spanking rectified our recent dispute!

 It didn't.

To be perfectly honest we have both been under an inordinate amount of stress. Life has a way of kicking us when we are vulnerable. No matter how hard we try and stay positive we sometimes fail!

My guy ended up passing out from exhaustion almost 30 min after our disagreement. He is working seven twelve hour days....and add driving time.... I knew...he was Knackered...and...AS MUCH AS I WAS TEMPTED......to wake him, I didn't.

 I hate when we don't go to bed in harmony. 


I believe he kissed me in my sleep upon leaving the next morning.

I kept thinking about my part in the argument. I felt like I was a nagging fish wife. Therefore, I was determined to offer my apology the moment he arrived home. I had worked myself into such an agony of guilt!

He walked in the door,

 I looked up....

His eyes were full of sparkles and there was a smile on his lips. He leaned down and I tried to say how sorry I was...and..I...Kept talking.....

Leaning down he kissed me and said...

"I over reacted and I am so sorry."

With that we kissed and stood there in each others arms. 

Argument over.

SEE....ANTICLIMATIC !!!

Thanks,

Minelle

A Drawing Story!

Have you ever thought about real spankings and the relationship to fantasy or the stories we all LOVE to  read and enjoy?

Recently I had a bit of a disagreement with my Scotsman. It was rather a major blow up actually. In all seriousness neither one of us behaved with the decorum expected of married partners our age. It was resolved and we are absolutely fine. But I did not act like the sweet lady that many of you think I am.

I thought what would have happened had my Scotsman responded with spanking me, as I walked away from our dinner table, plate in hand to another room! I was in full HIGH TEMPER! Steam coming out of my ears. Even when he made an overture.....I told him I was NOT READY TO TALK.....TO HIM! I was in high dungeon as Ami likes to say! Normally our arguments don't get this far. He may threaten a spanking or aim a few stinging swats. It (mostly) always settles us and we are all lovey dovey. Sometimes we need a bit more spanking.....but if the irritation between us is rectified quickly, we are often fine.

In a story I always wonder how the person disciplined is always quick to say how sorry they are once across their partners knee. I don't think I am that way. In stories I love a bit of fight. Now I don't mean the spanker stops....Quite the opposite. 

I decided to do a bit of a scenario here...A FANTASY STORY.....Two of the pictures are ones you may have seen before on PK's blog. The others are all images I drew yesterday.

PS.....Forgive my alignment issues!! I tried so MANY TIMES! It is the TECN-NO in me!!

                                                             
                                                         
                                                         
                                                             An argument ensues.

                                    Maybe she throws something or strikes out at him!

                                         It seems her behavior warrants a correction!

      

A spanking is called for!

 

  

The spanking made her madder not SORRY!

     I know her shirt is different. LOL (I liked the image though!)

 Back over she goes!

 Feeling much better now! Stress gone, fight resolved!

 Soon I'll let you know the anticlimactic way my Scotsman and I made up!


Thanks for indulging me!

Minelle

Lovin-Interrupted or Coitus Interruptus!

With so much recent sadness and stress in my life I thought I would share today's' comedy of "Lovin- Interrupted!" Notice the similarity in  "Coitus Interruptus?"

That is not an accidental comparison!

Since our home is once again filled to the brim with our young adult children and my MIL we have VERY, VERY little privacy! So spanking is limited to my Scotsman bellowing, "I'm going to skelp your arse or "you want to go over my knee?" There are the solid smacks that land upon my backside for cheeky moments or nasty attitudinal adjustment swats....they bring me up short with a new smile upon my face.

My cranky mood is quite out of character for this lady! Ahem...see the halo?!!

                                          

We often find quiet time to be intimate when night time falls upon the household. However we love those long drawn out quiet times for loving that allows us creativity...to explore. Blush, blush!

 My Scotsman likes to start out spanking and while concentrating on making me red.....nice...

he becomes distracted. Of course his distraction continues my DELIGHT....and HIS.

(Today he really owed me a different kind of adjustment since I punched him the other day while driving.....The arm--- not on the wheel.....I made sure! Sheesh....I am not that bad!

 

But

 Not 

BUTT

He used the lovely spoon that Ronnie sent me!

                                              

                                                        

 I love when he uses the cupped side.....NICE. Not too much sting...just perfect mellow thud. It is not overly loud, which makes it better for us.

Without becoming Toooooo graphic, I was enjoying his 'most purposeful attention' when my cell phone rang. Normally I would just let it ring....however since mom's passing....it could be important.

Since he is closer to the edge of the bed, my Scotsman reaches over to check. He shows me it is my SIL.

 I KNOW she will understand. So back to loving.

Then the house phone rings. UGH....when people can't reach you on the cell...They call the HOUSE phone!

WE STOP.....Grrrrrrrrr I am not happy, nor is he!

We hear MIL talking, "Hi, I don't know where anyone is....hmmmm...let me see if I can find Minelle!" Seriously?

I push my Scotsman up...... eyes wide---- positioned indelicately!...he quickly checks the door lock.

  ( A house in need of constant repairs may have bedroom doors that do not lock properly.)

Nothing happens--- sooooo..... I look at him and he at me....."let's keep going!' I whisper. OF COURSE I WANT TO KEEP GOING!

 Eagerly we start again!

He complains that his knees are uncomfortable at the edge of the bed. My Scotsman pushes me over to the opposite edge of the bed. Ahh... we are ready to continue.

This is where things get comedic! I hear MIL walking to our room, WE BOTH STARTLE, my Scotsman jumps up away from the bed--- white Arse bending over to throw on some pants!

I grab my panties..

Jiggle, jiggle on the door knob. Sweat breaking out on both our faces. "Minelle! SIL is on the phone, where are you? Here I have the phone!"

I quickly respond, "I'll be out in a moment, I'm dressing.....No wait I think, Da** it! 

"I'll call back in a few I shout!"

We try to get back into the mood....I am laughing so hard I can barely respond to his intentions.

He starts to get frustrated...Then we are both bellowing at the absurdity and laughing so hard we are unable to continue. 

I look at him and say lets finish this ........! He concurred! LOL

Thanks for reading, 

Minelle

Our Cat needs some positive thoughts and prayers!

Our Cat is such a beacon of sunshine and hope for so many of us who struggle with life's difficulties.

Every day she puts up a post sharing a giggle guaranteed to  keep a smile on our faces.

Most of us have felt the love she has for all in her kind words of wisdom, or honest feelings imparted to raise our spirits.

Tonight she needs us to lift her up. Cat has a few challenges on her plate. I am sure she would never complain out loud or share those worries on her blog....so I am asking all of you to give Cat some of the love she passes on so freely!

If you will.....send Cat some cheer. It can be a prayer, positive thoughts or maybe a giggle!

We love you Cat! 

Minelle