Spanked and Mad?

Sorry it has been so long. I have had too much happening around me.

So I tried to relax and draw a little picture....

What do you all think? Is she mad or relaxed?

I know what I believe her to be........

Spanking and Corner Time!

I tried another drawing for all of you. It was a quick one.

I never could do corner time....but I have grown to love reading about it!

What about all of you??

What do you think happen to our lady here?

Spanked For SPANX!

My Scotsman is gone for a while. We were lucky in that he has been home for much of the summer. Now we will most likely have a long stretch where I do not see him at all. The job is too far away and his work week too long for us to travel back and forth. Blech! But at least our finances will recover! 

Our summer has had some lovely moments. Both of us were quite happy since we had planned a short vacation with friends. I believe this is only the third time in our 23 years of marriage that we traveled without our kids!

However I must say that it wouldn’t be OUR-- or my kind of trip if something funny did not happen along the way. Unfortunately it happened right out of the gate….so to speak.

Before I get to the vacation story….

Maybe some of you can understand that I am somewhat dissatisfied with my weight….Sooooo I wear Spanx. Actually to be more accurate I wear a Spanx open bust, body slimmer suit… and also a camisole/ tank type Spanx.

 My Scotsman thinks I am INSANE. He also dislikes when he is called …ahem…to pull it up so I feel like it’s holding everything in properly…

Picture a corset being laced up…..

Well actually picture me almost lifted off my feet by him yanking hard and up to satisfy my stringent requirements! Sometimes creating a bit of a wedgie…..

We are both nearly sweating a bucket and laughing….

but I feel thinner!! LOL.

Often after he has heard enough of my…respectful directions…..shhhh….. (Really a shrieking bossy me)

 

Don’t worry those of you who feel sorry for the man…. 

That is often the time I am bent over the bed so he can let me know what he thinks of the Spanx---with several HARD SPANKS!

He thinks I am silly.

You can hear him bellowing loudly, “bloody hell, why do you wear these things?” 

He makes me laugh and I am happy that he appreciates my body without the binding.

Sooo back to our trip…..

We were so excited. I was trussed up in my DOUBLE SPANX, hubby in a dorky looking plaid fishing hat… the kids drove us to the airport. Our son earnestly trying to convince his dad to shed the hat!

Both of us were excited to get started on our relaxing vacation as we rushed to check in. Usually my guy is there to help with my many bags, lifting and quickly getting us through.

This time….We were separated. Picture me hefting my over packed carry on suitcase. I placed my purse, lap top and took off my shoes whilst laying everything in plastic containers on that rolling counter to be x-rayed.

Blowing what tiny bit of hair I have falling across my forehead, I scuttled forward and stepped into that….MACHINE. I raised my hands over my head….and after it did its job….I stepped out.

 A little like standing in the corner…lol... not that I would actually know!

ONLY to be stopped by airline security.

 CR#*!

“Mam are you wearing a body suit?” Quietly I answered…., “um yes, I am wearing spanx.”

Then I said, “Haha I am sure you get a lot of women wearing spanx?”

She didn’t crack a smile and said, “Nope not really.”

Then……

“OK now lift your shirt and rub your hands on the suit!”

Gah!

So I do, and they rub something on my hands….I'm cleared!

Of course, I never shared that I was wearing two SPANX!  I bet I would have had a more thorough search! I was red faced hurrying to my Scotsman. 

Next thing on the agenda was to find our gate and GET A DRINK!

We found our gate, managed to get a drink and relax!

Boarding our plane we were given better seats than we expected. However I was still sitting in the middle seat. I hate that….. since…. I knew at one point or another I was going to need the bathroom.

Soon my need to use the facilities had approached, I could hold out no longer. DARN. 

I wobbled my way down the aisle as we hit a bit of turbulence. 

Now I know that in reality I am not huge…but those bathrooms are small! Bending to use the convenience you are liable to hit your head on the door!! 

Maybe you are not as much a germ-a-phobe as I am…

But I was not sitting on that seat!

 So I pulled my drawers down and finagled one layer of Spanx. (Ladies use your imagination) You know the position!

Business taken care of I made my way back down said aisle and reclaimed my seat!

We landed, I texted my friend so she and hubby could pick us up.

 As I was walking off the plane with my Scotsman hurrying me on, I felt a slight dampness on the inside of my legs!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT……WHAT THE HECK! (In a hushed urgent voice I asked hubs to check….)

Of course he had the look of ……huh???? What????

OH! Your fine! Come on lets go.

I knew something was there…so I moved my hand discreetly and discovered PEE!!

EWWWWEEEEEE!!!! OH my gosh…did I get pee on me from the plane?

 AND…whose pee???

As an aside I shared this with a friend and she shrieked, “YOU PEED YOURSELF!” All while laughing so hard she almost split a gut! I was mortified thinking it was my pee. She of coursed pointed out the alternative was a whole lot worse!!

Upon meeting my friend I had to immediately share that I sat in pee! The look on her face was priceless! Stealing my Scotsman’s jacket to sit on in their pristine car, we laughed as we traveled to their house!

Guess the first thing I did when we arrived!

Yep, a shower and I washed all my clothes!

Of course traveling alone has its many benefits! Although staying with friends even if the house was large, can hamper some things! Not that it stopped the man from threatening to turn me across his knee, or loudly smacking my ARSE at any opportunity.

Walking down the street never has stopped him so why would traveling to another state make him shy?

I must say that I was less cheeky with his constant smacking….LOL! I believe all my friends think we're a mite bit kinky. 

For me--- guessing...late bloomer! LOL

Yes----- I still wore the SPANX!

A Birthday Spanking.....or wish..... to our very own Cat!

Happy Birthday toooooo Cat! Happy Birthday from all all of us to you! 



                                           





                               You are such a sweet young thing!!
                                         

                                         
                                        




                                       

 I have doubts as to whether you will be able to see my pictures...................................

So please send a birthday hello to our friend Cat!!!!

Just in case the images are of 29 forever......

And a lady who says she USED to hate spankings.....LOL

Three Naughty Ladies Spanked!

  I decided to try my hand at a drawing of a spanking.

My imagination was full of ideas on who the ladies were, and what mischief they managed to stir up.

It certainly looks as if they each are sporting a sore bottom...

I wonder who instigated the trouble, and who punished them.......

Tell me if you enjoy the drawing!

D For DELIVERED!

D for Delivered on day 4 -----since I missed A for Arse…..mine was sore for day 1!

I know I won’t be able to write a post for all 26 days of June for the challenge. However, I thought that if the spirit moves me, I will attempt to play a little.

So here goes.

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My Scotsman and I are getting back to a relatively normal life.

HA! HA! HA! If you believe that one, I will tell you another story.

This past weekend was nice but as always we were busy.

Sometimes I get extremely sassy when my guy says something I take exception to….

Mind you, we have a teasing, bantering kind of relationship that we both love engaging.

But sometimes….I push!

On Saturday morning my guy threatened a spanking after a mildly snarky (ahem) comment…..

I was getting ready to call my dad and discuss visiting within the hour. I said…. “ha….No you won’t.” In a dismissive tone,  as I picked up and began dialing the phone.  (I actually was a bit irritated with him just then….)

He stopped from going outside, walked over to the kitchen table next to me, pulled out a straight backed chair and yanked me over his knee…..

JUST AS MY DAD ANSWERED THE PHONE!!!

I was well and truly over his knee and he started smacking….LOUDLY.

When he heard me say, “Hi dad”….with a giggle, he let me up. 

However just as soon as he heard me end the conversation with dad, he took the phone out of my hand and put me right back over his lap!

For a few minutes I was concerned that his mother would see me in this position….  I clearly voiced my worry, while he commenced with smacking my behind hard….!

I wasn’t so worried she would hear him spanking away since she is QUITE hard of hearing…

But honestly I was grabbing his ankle for balance and saying OUCH!

This spanking was not really harsh but it was NOT gentle!

He made a comment that the thin jeans I was wearing made for quite the smack! I think being bent over with my behind perfectly positioned gave him a perfect aim to.......

 DELIVER a memorable spanking.

 

Just a bit sore……the next day……

Spanked a few times this weekend.

I am in a stressed out place.

My Scotsman has been gone almost constantly since the start of this year. He is working LONG nights so we are on completely opposite schedules.

Phone conversations are basically, “I just woke up and now I need to rush to work, or I am going to be late. Is everything okay with you, the kids, your family and mum?”

If he gets a chance to travel from the house he returns in the morning after I leave and starts off to work before I get home.

If and when he has a couple of days off work, the man is in a fog because he can’t seem to realign easily to our normal day schedule.                           

 I actually picture a deep sea diver from the 40s.

 There is also the added stress of locating the next job. Not always a problem since the Scotsman is respected and well liked in his profession. But……

You get the picture….

Then add my serious job stress, family management difficulties, (lots of major issues here) any minor tragedy occurring like….. a rogue mouse, ants taking over, dogs gone wild, A minor flood, hosting a large family gathering without help….minor health issues with me and other family members…Making the needed time for my parents, and my Scotsman's mom. (who lives with us)

(I am only sharing the easy stuff…you'd think I was crazy...lol) 

 SO...guess what?

 I start doing stupid things because I am over extended and NEVER know how to say NO.

So I end up......

 

*Losing my phone in the car…..for 20 minutes.

*Texting directly in front of two administrators. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

 

*Getting hurt twice at two different trainings….sigh…

Yada…yada…yada…

Of course, even if it isn’t logical…who do I get aggravated with??? 

My poor Scotsman.

Now mind you he is NOT perfect! Now shush some of you…he isn’t...

However…when you feel safe…to push….

Grrrrrrrrrrr..........

I guess I have gritted my teeth, talked in a very cheeky manner, and basically had steam seeping from my ears, the top of my head and through my teeth.                                                            

Maybe even said I was going to do whatever I felt like. I know...I know....sounds awful..

 

I have even texted someone suggesting I was going to ‘stoat’ my husband.

So……yes I have had a few moments…..of

ATTENTION.

I was told if I gritted my teeth at him one more time I was going to be spanked ….

I have been over the bed twice….

Rolled over in bed twice…OUCH….Once I even flung my hand back……that hand was grabbed by my guy and placed away from his descending hand.

These are quick statements...of his displeasure.

 

 He is not harsh- ever- just makes his point ‘quickly apparent.’ And we are always okay.

Even if I am still angry!

Once over the weekend I was told how lucky it was he turned around to check behind us, before he spanked…..yep….

We have had some light hearted moments.

A lovely breakfast brunch....and

My Scotsman later said, “He does the warning and I do the obeying”…That did make us both laugh since he is not a controlling guy.

I just want some normal……Or a sexy vacation...