Spanked for being bossy?

I Know I have shared that as the oldest child I am VERY VERY BOSSY!

My Scotsman can only take so much before he is threatening my behind with dire consequences. Many times if we are at home he will just turn me upside down and happily spank away! Those smacks have a stinging quality that lasts for awhile!

I was testing his patience this weekend!
 
This past Friday evening we had some fun at my Christmas party. It was at a very trendy but multi- aged venue. So we didn't feel too much like the old codgers in the place.
We had a wonderful time. We even danced! I like Pink--so when they played Raise Your Glass...We were scooting out there. My Scotsman and I were the only couple brave enough, or old enough not to care!
We tore up the floor. We get a bit excited and energized, so we had fun!  One co-worker remarked, "You have so much energy!" Another stated that my Scotsman and I were great on the dance floor!

Even if they were bending the truth it was nice for them to say!

Fast forward to the end of the evening......
                 
After 3 strong Vodka drinks I think I was feeling a bit brave....

I started telling the man how to drive....I know....I know....It's a fault of mine!
I was tired and feisty and I wouldn't let it go!

His reply to my bossiness,

"Who's driving you or me?

I don't want to hear one more word ?

 Hear me?"

 At first I wouldn't answer..bad I know...but then I replied with, hmmm..."I think I will pretend I didn't hear you."

So of course he answered with.....

"Maybe you'll pretend not to hear my hand cracking down on your Arse!"

Even tho my guy is a gentle man......

Do you think I got my behind roasted this weekend?

The answer would be yes!

Standing, over the bed and over the knee....All at different times!

 I think we are both a bit calmer now!

Thanks for reading!

Minelle

Fun Meme!

·       Thanks for this fun Meme Erica, Ronnie, Sunny and Abby!

    What is my favorite kind of pie?  Pumpkin for sure, however I remember traditional mincemeat pie my Great Aunt used to make…what a delight that was.

·       Who’s my favorite band/singer? Gosh…too many to list. During the 70s….maybe the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Peter Frampton…80s….The Smiths, Echo and The Bunnyman, Tears for Fears, Human League, Peter Gabriel, Sting, Rod Stuart,….the 90s…..Shall I continue? Lol. I love groups like Pink Martini, The Cranberries, Pink,  old Rock…Elvis, Classical, Swing….Andrew Sisters, Musicals, Opera….sheesh everything I guess.

·       Favorite Fruit? I love tropical fruit the best.

·       Favorite Sport? Seriously?? If you knew me you would laugh. If you knew my Scotsman he would lament his wife’s lack of interest in sports. Just to be nice to hubby, I will say ‘Football’ or Soccer for us Yanks.

·       Favorite color?  No way will I answer that one! I am an artist. My mood and creative spirit determines my favorite at any one time!

·       Favorite accessories?  I always wear earrings….I have double piercings in both ears.

·       Do you collect anything?  Shot glasses lately. My daughter must think me a sophisticated drinker. Everywhere she travels she picks up a shot glass as MY souvenir. Prior to that it was probably Santa’s….and any quirky artsy thing I see at a second hand shop. Glass ware.... Junk or not.

·       Do you read?  ALL the time, every free moment of every day.

·       Are you sad about Michael Jackson’s death?  I think any death and a tragic death is sad.

·       Can you apply mascara with your mouth closed? Nope. And I wouldn’t. Mascara is the one item of make-up I am never without. I always felt my eyes were the one thing I wanted to emphasize.

·       Have you ever broken a bone…how many? Not that I can remember. Maybe my pinkie toe on the metal of a pull out couch! Middle of the night -crying infant with an ear infection….

·      Do you text people often? All the time. You know kids never answer the phone, but text them and…..miracle of miracles…you get a response!

·       Have you ever gone to a concert?  Yes….My first was Chicago.

·       Are you a runner? In my 20s and early 30s, I used to run three miles, five days a week. However I skipped when I used the stair master or treadmill etc.....

          Would you ever get a tattoo?  Nah too chicken…..

 

·       What is the song that describes your life most? To answer this I need to look up the lyrics……

·       Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes. However, when I met my Scotsman I realized the difference in-- love… and loving, vs sharing a love of one another!

·       What do you wish to accomplish before you die?My family to always be healthy and happy.  I would also love to do something more with my artwork. I dream of making that a daily endeavor.

·       Are you afraid of death?  Not sure about that answer. I know both my Scotsman and I will be okay, I worry about my kids. So-- to answer that question I want them to be settled more when I die.

·       Are you having a good year?  Some parts are fantastic, some are very sad, others are very stress filled. I hope to focus on the fantastic, but some days…..

·       Do you forget things easily?  It depends. Ask my kids and I am very forgetful….oh wait--- also ask my kids and I have too good a memory. Ask my Scotsman and my memory is PERFECT!

·       Are you overly truthful?  When stating my imperfections. Actually honesty is very important to me. Although I try and be honest without compromising someone’s feelings!

·       Do you like the heat? I much prefer a season that is cool or cold!  In the middle of the night I may have a ‘furnace-like’ feeling, so heat is NOT my friend!

·       Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes, a few.

Thanks, 
Minelle

Love Our Lurkers, A spanking Picture and my crazy life.

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I was once a lurker....and finally realized what a great community we have here! Thank goodness PK encouraged me to blog! 

My Scotsman looked at this drawing and asked me if it was a self-portrait! Giggle!

After I laughed, and wished my body looked so good, I thought I would share a little story.

My Scotsman has only been home approximately three weeks. He had been working away from home since July. Those of you who have partners that are often away understand the transition time that accompanies your reentry into cohabiting again.

It was a bit tumultuous initially. Not too bad really, but I think we were building to a slight altercation.

Our row began and went downhill fast. Our daughter had been around, so words were muffled and looks were surreptitiously flashed. (I was the one flashing the irritated face.) However, neither of us was at their best. Nothing was resolve yet we formed a truce of sorts.

As soon as our daughter left the house, my darling said, “right in the bedroom and over the bed.” He meant it!

(Hmmmmm…. I thought---- I guess I will go….)

 He knew I would…. It had been a while....

Not really a slow start since he yanked down my pants and undies and started spanking….

I thought he was done and began to anticipate other things…..ahem…!!!

He moved away and said, “I am not finished, don’t move!” I just relaxed until he said; “I am using my favorite!”…..(uh oh)…. It was Blondie's paddle!

OUCH!

He also found a few other implements to use…Cat…

Sunny! 

After he felt I had enough we had some fun!

Relaxing in the afterglow I turned to him and asked,

 “You feel better?"

His response, “OH YEAH!”

"ME TOO."

We had a bit of a laugh.

Nothing like it, is there?

Thanks for reading!

Minelle

OTK Spanking!

Life is getting back to a semblance of normal in our little area of the world. My Scotsman is home for a while and we are enjoying each other's company once again.

I decided to draw another picture for you all. I am still working out the kinks.....lol

Minelle

Spanked and easy sitting!

I had a chance to do another drawing this morning. I wonder what everyone thinks about the idea of sitting after a spanking.

 It doesn't matter if it fantasy an erotic or discipline spanking.

Now me, I picture our lady in this drawing with my feisty characteristics.

 I would probably say, "Sit?? Are you SERIOUS? No Way!"

Thanks, Minelle

A Little Spanking and a Comical Loving Interlude

I felt like giving myself and all of you, a tiny chuckle at my expense.

Just to set the stage…..Of our life!

My Scotsman has been away working to pay the bills. It's been around two months.

I have to say it has been stressful because he wasn’t working full time, and in his line of work they must pay for all living expenses when away. No compensation from the company. So basically we are paying for both of our kids until their student loans kick in, hubby living away and mother-in-law and I!

My job is like an emotional and physical mine field every day. It would take too long to explain.

What a life we lead.

In times when I am stressed I  always like to look at the bright side to avoid getting discouraged.

So I lighten it up by sharing my funny life.

A few weeks ago my Scotsman was able to come home. He wasn’t working on the Friday so it would be a nice long weekend. He would spend quite a bit of Friday and Sunday driving but worth the time spent with each other.

 HA…!! Foreshadowing here….

That weekend both of our kids were around as well as his mother and a multitude of friends in and out.

 Can you imagine how hard it would be to get some privacy??? I'm talking about the erotic stuff!!!

 He manages to ALWAYS smack my behind regularly with stinging swats, however lately we have not had long spankings.

Our bedroom is sandwiched between his mothers’ room and our daughters’ room.

 We are not SOUND PROOFED.

Oh…. I can’t forget our TWO crazy yapping dogs…that scratch and yelp when our door is closed. Ahem…NO MATTER WHAT we are doing!

 So if we want peace…we let them in…

PICTURE THAT.

So before I forget to mention this important fact…..Our bed is broken. It is on the side where I sleep. Not sure how it happened but the frame is cracked. I was sleeping as if my head and chest were angled down a hole! While hubs was gone I flipped my head to the bottom of the bed and all seemed fine. Well maybe not exactly….

The mattress is a regular size Queen and the frame is an extra-long Queen frame.

My creative fix for that is LOTS OF GIANT PILLOWS between the mattress and frame!!

I know…The man is a SAINT! If you want to refresh your memory as to how I insisted we ‘inherit’ …..I can’t find the post…. so sorry!

I kinda, sorta, made it impossible for my guy to say no to a bed my Aunt and Uncle owned. He is so good to me and my quirks. The bed barely fits in our room. He even has to squeeze around the bed in the middle of the night when he needs to use the loo. 

I know…The man is one of a kind!

 Maybe you can guess why he spanks me?

I did suggest I could try and fix the bed before he came home, but that was not welcomed with open arms. It was strongly discouraged since I was going to get beneath the broken bed…

He worries.

I probably could have done something to make the bed better...I am very creative at problem solving. Note the pillows in the gap above...LOL.

A friend strongly discouraged me from hurting myself…Good advice. My job and all....

On to the passionate reuniting! Lovey dovey stuff...! LOL

We made sure we had some time and space. My Scotsman began our little interlude with a spanking. He used his hand...which is hard.

It had been a LONG time for me…So even if both of us would have benefited from more …He was distracted from his purpose.

 Must have been my red behind!

 

Things quickly progressed to other intimate endeavors.

Here is where our romantic, beautiful interlude takes a comical and frustrating turn.

As we longingly begin… Daughter runs in for a brief moment calling to us and saying she’s going back out. 

We freeze.

Her parting words DO make us smile… “Love you guys see you later!”

After the door slams…

My Scotsman starts, then my Scotsman stops.

He feels that he is on the wrong side of the bed because his head is where his feet were…This apart from the large GAP PROBLEM at the foot--- I mean head----of the bed…makes him aggravated.

We are positioned awkwardly for…um intimacy.

Can't imagine the awkward positioning?? Large gap...where our heads are....at the bottom of the bed? 

 So he tells me I need to switch places. 

I get irritated saying, ‘SERIOUSLY’, and tell him he needs to climb over so I can slide under him.

 Not an easy feat.

Now we have the gap…AND I am on the WRONG side of the bed.....

THEN ….

The phone rings…Our son calling for a ride home!

We turn to each other again. Sigh…REALLY!!!

AND

The dogs go ballistic! They scratch and yelp like mad.

We both say ‘bugger it all’ and ignore the pests!

I believe I ended up hanging off the bed…but we had some fun and a great deal of laughs.

In the end I was smacked a bit more-- possibly-- for my cheeky attitude.

 What a life we lead!