Love Our Lurkers, A spanking Picture and my crazy life.

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My Scotsman looked at this drawing and asked me if it was a self-portrait! Giggle!

After I laughed, and wished my body looked so good, I thought I would share a little story.

My Scotsman has only been home approximately three weeks. He had been working away from home since July. Those of you who have partners that are often away understand the transition time that accompanies your reentry into cohabiting again.

It was a bit tumultuous initially. Not too bad really, but I think we were building to a slight altercation.

Our row began and went downhill fast. Our daughter had been around, so words were muffled and looks were surreptitiously flashed. (I was the one flashing the irritated face.) However, neither of us was at their best. Nothing was resolve yet we formed a truce of sorts.

As soon as our daughter left the house, my darling said, “right in the bedroom and over the bed.” He meant it!

(Hmmmmm…. I thought---- I guess I will go….)

 He knew I would…. It had been a while....

Not really a slow start since he yanked down my pants and undies and started spanking….

I thought he was done and began to anticipate other things…..ahem…!!!

He moved away and said, “I am not finished, don’t move!” I just relaxed until he said; “I am using my favorite!”…..(uh oh)…. It was Blondie's paddle!

OUCH!

He also found a few other implements to use…Cat…

Sunny! 

After he felt I had enough we had some fun!

Relaxing in the afterglow I turned to him and asked,

 “You feel better?"

His response, “OH YEAH!”

"ME TOO."

We had a bit of a laugh.

Nothing like it, is there?

Thanks for reading!

Minelle

OTK Spanking!

Life is getting back to a semblance of normal in our little area of the world. My Scotsman is home for a while and we are enjoying each other's company once again.

I decided to draw another picture for you all. I am still working out the kinks.....lol

Minelle

Spanked and easy sitting!

I had a chance to do another drawing this morning. I wonder what everyone thinks about the idea of sitting after a spanking.

 It doesn't matter if it fantasy an erotic or discipline spanking.

Now me, I picture our lady in this drawing with my feisty characteristics.

 I would probably say, "Sit?? Are you SERIOUS? No Way!"

Thanks, Minelle

A Little Spanking and a Comical Loving Interlude

I felt like giving myself and all of you, a tiny chuckle at my expense.

Just to set the stage…..Of our life!

My Scotsman has been away working to pay the bills. It's been around two months.

I have to say it has been stressful because he wasn’t working full time, and in his line of work they must pay for all living expenses when away. No compensation from the company. So basically we are paying for both of our kids until their student loans kick in, hubby living away and mother-in-law and I!

My job is like an emotional and physical mine field every day. It would take too long to explain.

What a life we lead.

In times when I am stressed I  always like to look at the bright side to avoid getting discouraged.

So I lighten it up by sharing my funny life.

A few weeks ago my Scotsman was able to come home. He wasn’t working on the Friday so it would be a nice long weekend. He would spend quite a bit of Friday and Sunday driving but worth the time spent with each other.

 HA…!! Foreshadowing here….

That weekend both of our kids were around as well as his mother and a multitude of friends in and out.

 Can you imagine how hard it would be to get some privacy??? I'm talking about the erotic stuff!!!

 He manages to ALWAYS smack my behind regularly with stinging swats, however lately we have not had long spankings.

Our bedroom is sandwiched between his mothers’ room and our daughters’ room.

 We are not SOUND PROOFED.

Oh…. I can’t forget our TWO crazy yapping dogs…that scratch and yelp when our door is closed. Ahem…NO MATTER WHAT we are doing!

 So if we want peace…we let them in…

PICTURE THAT.

So before I forget to mention this important fact…..Our bed is broken. It is on the side where I sleep. Not sure how it happened but the frame is cracked. I was sleeping as if my head and chest were angled down a hole! While hubs was gone I flipped my head to the bottom of the bed and all seemed fine. Well maybe not exactly….

The mattress is a regular size Queen and the frame is an extra-long Queen frame.

My creative fix for that is LOTS OF GIANT PILLOWS between the mattress and frame!!

I know…The man is a SAINT! If you want to refresh your memory as to how I insisted we ‘inherit’ …..I can’t find the post…. so sorry!

I kinda, sorta, made it impossible for my guy to say no to a bed my Aunt and Uncle owned. He is so good to me and my quirks. The bed barely fits in our room. He even has to squeeze around the bed in the middle of the night when he needs to use the loo. 

I know…The man is one of a kind!

 Maybe you can guess why he spanks me?

I did suggest I could try and fix the bed before he came home, but that was not welcomed with open arms. It was strongly discouraged since I was going to get beneath the broken bed…

He worries.

I probably could have done something to make the bed better...I am very creative at problem solving. Note the pillows in the gap above...LOL.

A friend strongly discouraged me from hurting myself…Good advice. My job and all....

On to the passionate reuniting! Lovey dovey stuff...! LOL

We made sure we had some time and space. My Scotsman began our little interlude with a spanking. He used his hand...which is hard.

It had been a LONG time for me…So even if both of us would have benefited from more …He was distracted from his purpose.

 Must have been my red behind!

 

Things quickly progressed to other intimate endeavors.

Here is where our romantic, beautiful interlude takes a comical and frustrating turn.

As we longingly begin… Daughter runs in for a brief moment calling to us and saying she’s going back out. 

We freeze.

Her parting words DO make us smile… “Love you guys see you later!”

After the door slams…

My Scotsman starts, then my Scotsman stops.

He feels that he is on the wrong side of the bed because his head is where his feet were…This apart from the large GAP PROBLEM at the foot--- I mean head----of the bed…makes him aggravated.

We are positioned awkwardly for…um intimacy.

Can't imagine the awkward positioning?? Large gap...where our heads are....at the bottom of the bed? 

 So he tells me I need to switch places. 

I get irritated saying, ‘SERIOUSLY’, and tell him he needs to climb over so I can slide under him.

 Not an easy feat.

Now we have the gap…AND I am on the WRONG side of the bed.....

THEN ….

The phone rings…Our son calling for a ride home!

We turn to each other again. Sigh…REALLY!!!

AND

The dogs go ballistic! They scratch and yelp like mad.

We both say ‘bugger it all’ and ignore the pests!

I believe I ended up hanging off the bed…but we had some fun and a great deal of laughs.

In the end I was smacked a bit more-- possibly-- for my cheeky attitude.

 What a life we lead!

Spanked and Mad?

Sorry it has been so long. I have had too much happening around me.

So I tried to relax and draw a little picture....

What do you all think? Is she mad or relaxed?

I know what I believe her to be........

Spanking and Corner Time!

I tried another drawing for all of you. It was a quick one.

I never could do corner time....but I have grown to love reading about it!

What about all of you??

What do you think happen to our lady here?

Spanked For SPANX!

My Scotsman is gone for a while. We were lucky in that he has been home for much of the summer. Now we will most likely have a long stretch where I do not see him at all. The job is too far away and his work week too long for us to travel back and forth. Blech! But at least our finances will recover! 

Our summer has had some lovely moments. Both of us were quite happy since we had planned a short vacation with friends. I believe this is only the third time in our 23 years of marriage that we traveled without our kids!

However I must say that it wouldn’t be OUR-- or my kind of trip if something funny did not happen along the way. Unfortunately it happened right out of the gate….so to speak.

Before I get to the vacation story….

Maybe some of you can understand that I am somewhat dissatisfied with my weight….Sooooo I wear Spanx. Actually to be more accurate I wear a Spanx open bust, body slimmer suit… and also a camisole/ tank type Spanx.

 My Scotsman thinks I am INSANE. He also dislikes when he is called …ahem…to pull it up so I feel like it’s holding everything in properly…

Picture a corset being laced up…..

Well actually picture me almost lifted off my feet by him yanking hard and up to satisfy my stringent requirements! Sometimes creating a bit of a wedgie…..

We are both nearly sweating a bucket and laughing….

but I feel thinner!! LOL.

Often after he has heard enough of my…respectful directions…..shhhh….. (Really a shrieking bossy me)

 

Don’t worry those of you who feel sorry for the man…. 

That is often the time I am bent over the bed so he can let me know what he thinks of the Spanx---with several HARD SPANKS!

He thinks I am silly.

You can hear him bellowing loudly, “bloody hell, why do you wear these things?” 

He makes me laugh and I am happy that he appreciates my body without the binding.

Sooo back to our trip…..

We were so excited. I was trussed up in my DOUBLE SPANX, hubby in a dorky looking plaid fishing hat… the kids drove us to the airport. Our son earnestly trying to convince his dad to shed the hat!

Both of us were excited to get started on our relaxing vacation as we rushed to check in. Usually my guy is there to help with my many bags, lifting and quickly getting us through.

This time….We were separated. Picture me hefting my over packed carry on suitcase. I placed my purse, lap top and took off my shoes whilst laying everything in plastic containers on that rolling counter to be x-rayed.

Blowing what tiny bit of hair I have falling across my forehead, I scuttled forward and stepped into that….MACHINE. I raised my hands over my head….and after it did its job….I stepped out.

 A little like standing in the corner…lol... not that I would actually know!

ONLY to be stopped by airline security.

 CR#*!

“Mam are you wearing a body suit?” Quietly I answered…., “um yes, I am wearing spanx.”

Then I said, “Haha I am sure you get a lot of women wearing spanx?”

She didn’t crack a smile and said, “Nope not really.”

Then……

“OK now lift your shirt and rub your hands on the suit!”

Gah!

So I do, and they rub something on my hands….I'm cleared!

Of course, I never shared that I was wearing two SPANX!  I bet I would have had a more thorough search! I was red faced hurrying to my Scotsman. 

Next thing on the agenda was to find our gate and GET A DRINK!

We found our gate, managed to get a drink and relax!

Boarding our plane we were given better seats than we expected. However I was still sitting in the middle seat. I hate that….. since…. I knew at one point or another I was going to need the bathroom.

Soon my need to use the facilities had approached, I could hold out no longer. DARN. 

I wobbled my way down the aisle as we hit a bit of turbulence. 

Now I know that in reality I am not huge…but those bathrooms are small! Bending to use the convenience you are liable to hit your head on the door!! 

Maybe you are not as much a germ-a-phobe as I am…

But I was not sitting on that seat!

 So I pulled my drawers down and finagled one layer of Spanx. (Ladies use your imagination) You know the position!

Business taken care of I made my way back down said aisle and reclaimed my seat!

We landed, I texted my friend so she and hubby could pick us up.

 As I was walking off the plane with my Scotsman hurrying me on, I felt a slight dampness on the inside of my legs!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT……WHAT THE HECK! (In a hushed urgent voice I asked hubs to check….)

Of course he had the look of ……huh???? What????

OH! Your fine! Come on lets go.

I knew something was there…so I moved my hand discreetly and discovered PEE!!

EWWWWEEEEEE!!!! OH my gosh…did I get pee on me from the plane?

 AND…whose pee???

As an aside I shared this with a friend and she shrieked, “YOU PEED YOURSELF!” All while laughing so hard she almost split a gut! I was mortified thinking it was my pee. She of coursed pointed out the alternative was a whole lot worse!!

Upon meeting my friend I had to immediately share that I sat in pee! The look on her face was priceless! Stealing my Scotsman’s jacket to sit on in their pristine car, we laughed as we traveled to their house!

Guess the first thing I did when we arrived!

Yep, a shower and I washed all my clothes!

Of course traveling alone has its many benefits! Although staying with friends even if the house was large, can hamper some things! Not that it stopped the man from threatening to turn me across his knee, or loudly smacking my ARSE at any opportunity.

Walking down the street never has stopped him so why would traveling to another state make him shy?

I must say that I was less cheeky with his constant smacking….LOL! I believe all my friends think we're a mite bit kinky. 

For me--- guessing...late bloomer! LOL

Yes----- I still wore the SPANX!